Bad clam disease? Take an old woman’s necrophilia!
Must have been Scotty.
Mammals = animals with tits
Children! What’s all that ruckus?
Don’t make me have to come upstairs.
Yup, kissed him g’night bout half an hour ago. 'S late in Pencil…Penssyl…Waynesboro.
sigh…He’s just reminding me to behave. I have a thing for brainy computer geeks. 
ETF posted the climax of this discussion.
Tits! oh wait, those are boobies…
If I wasn’t and old * grump * I’d laugh at this Sally ing back and firth… oops…
They can. It just depends on how well you punt them.
Cats can fly. They just sort of fly downwards when you drop them off the building.
Fuck da world!
If it gives birth, then why not call that one the female?
I’ll tell you why. It was because of some dumbass stubborn biologist somewhere.
“And here we have a male seahorse.”
“Uh, it appears to be having a baby.”
“Yeah. Uhh. The male has the baby. That’s the ticket. You’re fired.”
Because male seahorses don’t give birth. They just hold fertilized eggs in a pouch until they hatch.
Okay, I’m sober. Requirement satisfied.
Carry on.
Echidna and Platypus are monotremes.
Shouldn’t that be Echidnae and Platypods {or Platypoda}?
I found a picture of Tits! on the Internet, believe it or not!
Well, it does go a long way towards explaining the presence of breast meat on chickens! :smack:
Oh yeah… flying squirrels.
[Grumpy Pedant]
Flying squirrels don’t fly, they glide.
[/Grumpy Pedant]
So let’s get this straight. Two sexes. One squirts something into the other, whereupon an egg is fertilized and held until birth. Sounds exactly like mammalian birth. Now, how do we know the pregnant seahorse is a boy?