He keeps leaving the lid up?
For mammalian gestation, one must
Have a lot more than egg, sperm and lust.
For the egg must be sent
To a womb with placent-
a, umbilically fed. And it just
Can’t be said that a seahorse’s sac
Is the same, for the dad is not ac-
tually carrying the roe
Amniotically, so
The analogy falls on that fact.
The female seahorse makes the eggs. The male fertilizes them. Then the female lays the fertilized eggs in the male’s pouch. He hangs on to them until they hatch.
Oh, yeah.
Amphibians are reptiles!
Algae are Archae!
Nematodes are echinoderms!!!
Monerans are protists!
Eukaryotes are prokaryotes!
Soylent Green is porcines!
Only the chauvinist flavors!
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals,
so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
-Bloodhound Gang 
Hey!
I don’t know about the rest of you organisms, but I’m certainly not!
True nucleus all the way, baby.
Soylent Green is people!
THEY’RE EATING PEOPLE!!!
Idiot! It’s platypussies!
You’re mixing it up with Spam. Remember: Spam is SPiced hAM and is not kosher. Soylent Green is spiced human (shouldn’t it be called Spuman then?) and isn’t specifically forbidden in Leviticus but if you look at your hooves you’re likely to conclude that you’re off limits and so people shouldn’t eat people but if it’s between a married couple and it strengthens their marriage without harming anybody I think most rabbis will let it pass.
Foreskins make great “pork rinds”.
Or Calamari…
Nous sont tout de mammifere!
(From a strange bilingual children’s teaching song used at a Canadian natural history museum)
I know they’re not. When I was about 8 years old, I had a globe of the world that came with a 45 RPM record on which a narrator described a sea voyage around the world; you were supposed to follow along on the globe. When you got to Australia, the narrator mentioned the Platypus as being “half bird–half animal”!!
I’ve built a device which removes all the salt from my vast supply of iodine.
Which is a good thing, as one needs salt to catch birds. You sneak up behind, put salt on their tail, and then you catch the bird! Easy as one two three…
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, livinging togther…mass hysteria!
They do not so much fly as plummet.
Somebody had to do it. 
I don’t care how many rail their choo-choos run on, keep em away from me.
Pumpkins can fly too! They just have trouble with the landing.
(Is this gonna get moved to MPSIMS anytime soon?)
Now does this mean:
- Foreskins make good Calamari
- Calamari makes a good substitute for foreskin
- Both 1. and 2.
- Some, but not all cephalopods are circumcised
Seafood foreskins. The other white meat