Four saltines, and going strong.
ETA: Five saltines, and I’m not even thirsty yet.
OK. At the end of the fifth saltine and going into the sixth, something happened.
Six saltines.
Oops. I was supposed to eat 'em in under a minute, eh? Forgot about that.
Mmmm. Saltines…
:: drool ::
ETA Anyways, I ate five saltines in a minute. Easy.