A-Z: Businesses, etc., that don't exist but should (or maybe it's best that they don't)

Thread Games
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I thought “businesses” would make for the best thread title, but “etc.” means we can include any organization or just an individual with some calling in life. Charities, schools, clubs, government departments, whatever. As long as the business (etc.) couldn’t exist in the real world (or, at least, you feel reasonably sure it wouldn’t), it’s good.

The name alone is okay. If you want, add an advertising slogan and/or a brief description.

Aaron’s Invisible Tattoos
Can’t decide what design you want? Doesn’t matter!
– or –
All the pain, none of the art

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Maybe you could use ink that’s only visible under ultraviolet lights?

Another suggestion: Tailor to the Emperor?

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Sorry if I wasn’t clear. I’m thinking we list suggestions for fictional businesses, humorous or weird or whatever.

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B - Best Little Hoecakes In Texas

Open all night.

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Cecil’s Crematorium

We will meet all your flaming needs!

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It’s an A to Z game, so let’s put it in that format. Add slogans to your post, of course.

Aaron’s Invisible Tattoos
Best Little Hoecakes In Texas
Cecil’s Crematorium
Dragons Я Us

Guarding castles holding princesses since 1132!

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Aaron’s Invisible Tattoos
Best Little Hoecakes In Texas
Cecil’s Crematorium
Dragons Я Us
EZ Loan Rangers

Bringing deadbeat debtors to justice

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Aaron’s Invisible Tattoos
Best Little Hoecakes In Texas
Cecil’s Crematorium
Dragons Я Us
EZ Loan Rangers
The Fresno Home Appendectomy Service

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Aaron’s Invisible Tattoos
Best Little Hoecakes In Texas
Cecil’s Crematorium
Dragons Я Us
EZ Loan Rangers
The Fresno Home Appendectomy Service
Greasy Spoon Dishwashers and Appliances