I want to open ____ so I can name it ____

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A simple format. Name a (fictional) business, group, etc. that you would like to open/start, just so you can give it the clever/humorous name of _____.

To start:

I want to open a large drugstore so I can name it Big Pharma.

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I want to open a store that sells legal marijuana, so I can name it Seedy Green

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A low budget Thai eatery: “Pho Caff”.

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I want to open a neighborhood coffee shop so I can name it Cup o’ Diem.

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I just saw a restaurant in Toronto called Pho King Awesome.

I want to open a newspaper so I can name it The Time Being: “I’m a reporter for The Time Being, but I may change careers.”

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I want to open a store that sells shelves and call it Rack City.

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I would open a chili restaurant in Dallas. I’ll call it The Gassy Bowl.

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I want to start an underwater mental health facility in France, so I can call it Inseine.

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I want to start a brothel in an RV so I can call it Hauling Ass.

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I want to open a shop dedicated to astronomy/amateur radio/model rocketry etc stuff so I can call it Star Wares.

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I want to open an optometrist’s shop, so I can call it *Stare Wares.
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Manson Family Butchers.

(“Family Butchers” is a term used in the UK for longstanding independent butchers shops, which, as the name suggests, have been in the same family for a number of generations).

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I want to open a used clock store and call it Second Hand Clocks.

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I want to open a Divorce Lawyers, and call it Ex Files.

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I want to open an internet café with an emphasis on the café, and call it The High Tea Crowd.

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I want to open a pet grooming salon, so I can call it “Doggie Styles”.

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I want to build a large room where female sheep can meet, so I can name it “Ewe Hall.”

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How about a store that specializes in spike-like tools named “Y’Awl”.

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I want to open an Italian odor-control company, so I can name it “Arrivederci, Aroma.”

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I want to open a used flower shop and call it Second Hand Rose.