No not a debate in the true sense. One in the rant sense. Why on earth must we debate these two topics every-mother-fucking week? I’m trying to remember the last time I entered GD and one of these topics weren’t being rehashed for the millionth fucking time. Ok maybe not a million, but let’s see there are 52 weeks in a year times x nuber of years, time y number of freaking morons who couldn’t be bothered with a search= tired of fucking talking about it. Can’t we just sticky one of the two or three thousand threads on these subjects that must be in the archives.
Don’t like Affirmative Action WE GET IT!!!
Don’t want to see slave reparations? Guess what, since it’s in no danger of ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever fucking happening get a grip Assholes. I mean has there ever been anyone of power, say a senator or something really proposing this? Ever? I mean I’m black so I know some black people, well really a lot of them. You know how many times this comes up when I’m hanging out. NEVER, Not even once. Wait there was that time in HS way back in 1984.
No? Watch “the value of respiration” and understand.
“Don’t need no reparation, holleration!”
“I ain’t takin’ no reparations. As a black man, I have my pride and my dignity.”
“Bull! You know why that’s bull? 'Cause you got bills to pay!”
Yeah, I’m black too. I’m tired of it. It’s not gonna happen.
[Cynical]
And if it did happen, we wouldn’t spend it on anything useful anyway. I can see an Escalade in every driveway. :rolleyes:
[/Cynical]
That’s what Cedric The Entertainer said in Barbershop. “The only thing that would happen is Cadillac will sell a bunch more cars.” or something like that.
Didn’t this come up at the last Meeting of All Black Folk last year when it was decided that, in order to keep the slang one step ahead of whitey, hizzle would become flippity-floppity-floop?
My wife’s black, too, so I make sure to check the mailbox every day–and our on-line banking accounts. So far, zilch. I’m very disappointed in the government.
<Hauls her white butt out the door, giggling. Now y’all got to call another meeting!>
Obviously the solution to mixed-race couples is for the white one to hand the black one a check, with an apology, and each of their kids gets 1/2 or 1/4 or whatever depending on the percentage of AA blood, because everybody knows exactly how much they have, right?
Now if you’ll excuse me, my Dread Lord Antichrist John Paul II is calling all us Papists together for the World Domination Meeting. Ave!
Guys, be careful. I’m still waiting for the chairmen of the Great Jewish Conspiracy to send me my first check, washed in the blood of Gentile accountants, so that I can open my business and start making my MILLIONS. I tell you, the leaders of the Great Conspiracies just can’t be trusted.
