SIGH.
Another co-ed hooked on crack.
ditto. I kinda squinted and wondered, now how would that work exactly?
HA!!! You beat me to it. Perfect. 
Seriously though, that story almost gave me an assma attack.
I, also, thought she was somehow impaled by her own ass.
–Tim
Heh.
I was looking for a new sig line!
What a disasster!
I’m genuinely glad to know she’s ok though; My own daughter fell through a window screen, 1.5 stories, at the age of 5 years. ended up with a broken arm.
Hmmmm what a BUMmer…
Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!!!
Darn. You guys took all the good jokes already.
I kinda like her attitude, though. “hey, if you guys are gonna show pictures of me & my impaled ass on national television, I might as well just take my fifteen minutes and run.”
To say nothing of a USC student…