http://abcnews.go.com/onair/GoodMorningAmerica/GMA000908Girl_Impaled.html
she was impaled by her bum!!! I am totally freaking here.
I have to go wash my brain.
Now THAT would be embarassing.
I’m so sorry. I couldn’t help myself.
What a cat-ass-trophe!
That’ll teach her for being a Smnashmouth fan…
I’ve seen worse. I recall one poor guy on Trauma or something who fell on a Spiked Iron Fence and pierced his cheek. That was painful.
Sorry folks, Smashmouth, not Smnashmouth. How embarassing.
Not as embarassing as becoming a human shish-kabob though.
Okay folks, let’s see if we can set a record for the number of butt jokes in this thread.
I thought for a minute that somehow a girl’s butt had been jammed through her body.
I believe I would pay to see that.
Ooooooooooouuuuuuuchhhhhh!
<blech>
Hey, this reminds me of a case I just heard about:
this jackass was mooning his friends from his 3rd story dorm window and fell out. So he did the only reasonable thing: he sued the school for not properly warning him of the dangers of hanging your ass out of a third story window and he won. Un-frickin-believable.
It gives new meaning to the old statement “What a bummer.”
That poor girl is going to be the butt of jokes for years to come.
Humiliation rears its ugly head.
Doesn’t the thought of that make your cheeks hurt a little.
OH MY GOD that hadda hurt.
** Butt ** it ** can ** have ** ass- tronomical ** ass-ets, too.
Oh the humanity, when will this end?
(It did cause me to crack a smile though ;))
Smooth move, ex-lax.
I love the internet…
I Wanna Kiss Her by Tim Cavanagh
I was ridin’ on a train to Austin, Texas,
When a very lovely lady sat next to me.
When she got up to eat,
She asked if I would hold her seat.
I was more than happy to,
And now there’s more I’d like to do.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in her ®ear.
I wanna hold her behind…closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
When she returned, she said she was an actress.
She showed me an album of pictures of her opening, which she’d been sittin’ on.
She seemed as sweet as she could be,
But I could clearly see
She was the kinda girl who stole men’s hearts,
Then wrecked 'em (rectum).
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in her ®ear.
I wanna hold her behind…closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
Well, I’ll never forget that train ride down to Austin.
We shared a seat, and we shared our tales (tails).
But as my heart tries to leave her behind,
Regrets are all I find,
'Cause I’d hoped I’d get that girl
In the end.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in her ®ear.
I wanna hold her behind…closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
She won’t let me.
Heh. Me too. 
That’s a nasty crack that oughtta be wiped out!
You are ALL demented.
Proud to know you! 
“Girl Impaled” sounds like either the name of a Riot Grrl band, or perhaps the latest film staring Angelina Jolie…
There wasn’t much of a cushion between her survival and certain death…
Well, if you plan to impale your ass, it’s always a good idea to have a couple of Trojans onhand.