Fallon figures fate favors failures.
“Goodness!” George gasped, groping Grace’s groin.
“Hardy har har!” huffed Harry hoarsley. “He had horrible hygiene. Honestly!”
Henry hit homers handily–his hometown hailed Hank’s heroism…huzzah!
eta: Hell!
Idiotic Ivan idolized indeterminate ibexes in Israel.
Joe Jauntily Jumps Jed’s Jalopy
Kyle kicked Kevin’s Korean kangaroo.
Nate nastily nicked Nancy’s nice nectarines.
Oscar operated orthopedics outside Otto’s orifice.
Leon licked lemon lollies, leering lewdly.
“Murder?” Molly mused morbidly.
“No,” Nathan nattered nihilistically.
Oscar’s only ostrich oiled one orange owl.
Please pass Patricia’s perfectly-prepared pancakes, perchance Peregine’s peppered pork putrifies prohibitively.
Qadgop queried, quotha, “que?”
Riley read rudimentary romances recklessy, riling Rita.
“Someone superceded Sarah’s superior submission”, sighed Samantha.
Terrace Tony Tanney tried to tickle two tow-headed terrible twos twin Tasmanian twitching terrified tots.
Umbert underhandedly unctioned udders unanimously.
Tom thought “tomorrow (Thursday) Tanya travels transcontinental, that’s the time to telegraph The Times”.
ETA: (too late on preview)