Aaron Ate Apples...

“Verily!” Vernon voiciferously vocalized.

With wicked witticism, Wanda wrenched Waldo’s whiskers while warbling wordy waltzes.

X-rated xmas xeroxes xcite xtians.

“Yowza!” yelled Yvonne. “Your yellow yuccas yearn youthfully!”

Zoolander zaps zombie zebras.

Aaron’s aardvarks, aasvogels, & aardwolves aahed

Beth begins building baths by bringing bright beads

Crazy Characters cause cryptic confusion.

Danielle donates doughnuts during daylight despite drastic drainage.

Every elephant eats Easter eggs enthusiastically.

Frankly Frank’s franking freaks Filomena.

Gravelly graves give Gabe goosebumps.

“How horrible his hemerrhoids!” huffed Hillary.

Icabod inserted indigo icicles into Inez’s igloo.

That sounds painful.

Julie jacked Jack’s jawbone jubilantly.

Kangaroos: Kathy’s kinky kitchen kitsch.

Latino Louise loved lothario Larry’s lanquid language logistics.

“Motherfu**er,” Millie mouthed, “My mistakes multiply.”

Nora’s noodles need Ned’s nocturnal nematodes

Obligatory oral “OMG!”