Abolish apostrophes and commas!

[Kizarvexius]

@tdn

Arent most grandpas?

Mine was rather tough and stringy, actually.

[Philster]

This thread is experiencing scope creep, or it’s experiencing scope, creep.

[jjimm]

@Enderw24

Woman: without her, man is nothing.

Woman, without her man, is nothing.

Conservative government unemployment figures.

Conservative government: unemployment. Figures.