Abramoff goes bye-bye.

Abramoff gets free room and board in scenic Cumberland, Maryland, for almost 6 years:

Eat it, you scumbag.

And there was much rejoicing.

How long will he actually serve? Half that?

No parole for federal crimes, but you can get a “Good time served” credit of up to 54 days a year.

So with a 6 year sentence, he could hypothetically be out in just over 5 years. Of course, like the article says:

He’ll relax in a country club for awhile and get out earlier than seems legally possible. This is not justice.

Only 6 years??? Man, that was some deal he cut!! Is all the prosecution over, and that’s it? No more charges?

Not really prosecution. He plead out. There is this though.

From the article.

If I’m reading this right, he’ll serve the nine years with his six years as opposed to adding nine to the six. If his testimony helps get a few more people in the slam with him. I’m cool with nine years

He’ll serve just over 2 years. Bush will pardon him and no doubt a lot of other scumbags.

Nah. That’s more of a Clinton thing. :smiley:

And a Nixon thing and a Ford thing. It’s a fucking disgrace no matter who does it.

This is my thought too.

So he’s not going to FPMITAP?

Is it sad that I understood exactly what “FPMITAP” meant so quickly, taking only a second or two to figure it out?

Naw, just shows you’re part of the Kewl Klub.

-Joe, :slight_smile:

Didja see the segment on this on The Daily Show last night? :smiley:

I’ll miss his snappy style of dress.