The following is an Actual Conversation.
“Pharmacy, how can I help you?”
“Hi, who is the pharmacist on duty today?”
“Jim.”
“Oh, well. I have kind of an embarrassing question and I don’t really want to ask him because I know him, can I just ask you instead and you can find out for me?”
“Sure, what’s the problem?”
“Well I need to know what I can put on an abrasion.”
“What kind of an abrasion.”
“Well, it’s sort of embarrassing….My girlfriend and her sister handcuffed me and beat me on the ass with a ping pong paddle for a long time last night, and it’s really red and swollen and hot to the touch.”
“……….try some ibuprofen or naproxen for the pain, maybe some Solarcaine as a topical anesthetic….”
“I tried the Solarcaine already and it only worked for about 15 minutes. It’s really bad, they just clipped the handcuffs on me before I knew what was happening, and she started off sort of light and they could tell that I was getting excited, but then she really started whaling on me…”
“Okay, well, like I said…”
“…I really found out who in the family has a mean streak! And I heard the clicking of cameras so I know there’s pictures out there somewhere of me in handcuffs….”
“…I’m sorry you had to find out like that…”
“Oh no it’s fine, like I said it was pretty enjoyable so…anyway just Solarcaine? You’re sure there’s nothing else?”
“I’m sure, that’s it.”
“You’re not just siding with the girls on this so I’ll still be in pain, are you?”
“Nope, sure not.”
“Okay, thanks.”
