Lord of the Rings - The Fellowdship of the Ring
Prologue: Sauron had a ring, but he was defeated, the ring was lost, then found by someone surprising.
All: Happy Birthday Bilbo
Bilbo: Thanks…bye!
Frodo: wow cool ring
Gandalf: no its very bad
F: really?
G:yes
F: damn
G: you have to go to rivendell
F: ok
Sam: im commin to
Bree
F: room please
Strider: your being hunted
F: who are you?
S: a friend of G
F: ok
later that night
F:your right
All; Run away
Rivendale
Elrond - we’ve gotta destroy the ring
Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Strider and two more comic relief hobbits: we’re comming to
F: thanks
G: ah moria
ALL; ARGH MORIA
G:go away Balrog
Balrog: ok but your commin too
ALL : Noooooo
Lotherien
Gladrial(sp?): can i have the ring?
F: sure
Glad:hmm nah
All: lets get out of this creepy place
Saurman: bring me the short one with a present
Urak-hai: woohooo argh
Boromir: give me the ring
F: no
B: you bastard
F: argh!
Aragon: run
(proceeds to kill urak-hai with L and G’s and B’s help)
A: damn they got Merry and Pippin
L: F and S have gone!
A: who cares, lets kill orc
F: im glad your here
S: hmm me too…
any other parodies anyone care to share, im currently looking for some shakespearen ones on the internet.