Abridged scripts

Lord of the Rings - The Fellowdship of the Ring

Prologue: Sauron had a ring, but he was defeated, the ring was lost, then found by someone surprising.

All: Happy Birthday Bilbo

Bilbo: Thanks…bye!

Frodo: wow cool ring

Gandalf: no its very bad

F: really?

G:yes

F: damn

G: you have to go to rivendell

F: ok

Sam: im commin to

Bree

F: room please

Strider: your being hunted

F: who are you?

S: a friend of G

F: ok

later that night

F:your right

All; Run away

Rivendale

Elrond - we’ve gotta destroy the ring

Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Strider and two more comic relief hobbits: we’re comming to

F: thanks

G: ah moria

ALL; ARGH MORIA

G:go away Balrog

Balrog: ok but your commin too

ALL : Noooooo

Lotherien

Gladrial(sp?): can i have the ring?

F: sure

Glad:hmm nah

All: lets get out of this creepy place

Saurman: bring me the short one with a present

Urak-hai: woohooo argh
Boromir: give me the ring

F: no

B: you bastard

F: argh!

Aragon: run

(proceeds to kill urak-hai with L and G’s and B’s help)

A: damn they got Merry and Pippin

L: F and S have gone!

A: who cares, lets kill orc
F: im glad your here

S: hmm me too…

any other parodies anyone care to share, im currently looking for some shakespearen ones on the internet.