Absessed tooth? Go fuck yourself with it

[Una_Persson]

"asshammer"!? - oh my God that is so funny! I’ve been sitting here laughing like an idiot for nearly 10 minutes. Woo!

[evilbeth]

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
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I’ll say this for selfish, unrepentant evil…it gets shit done.

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jarbabyj, may I please, please, please have this for a sig?

[Kyla]

*Originally posted by Alessan *
**Regarding the OP:

Do what I always do: put on your best “befuddled” face and say, in a struggling manner:

“Sorry. No English”.

Then start speaking to them in a foreign language. It helps if you actually know a foreign language, but it isn’t necessary - you can always make one up.

Works every time. **

I tried this once (and I daresay it was the same language you would do this with, Alessan), whilst waiting in line at the Louvre, and was promptly hit by the person asking me for money. So it didn’t work all that well in my case.

[Neidhart]

>was promptly hit by the person asking me for money.

!!

Too bad you didn’t have a Louisville Slugger, so you could give his skull a well-deserved rattling.

[Mr.Cynical]

*Originally posted by manhattan *
**Not to mention the whole Ambusol/Anusol treatment controversy. **

Did you ever host the Oscars?

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by evilbeth *
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*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
**

I’ll say this for selfish, unrepentant evil…it gets shit done.

**

jarbabyj, may I please, please, please have this for a sig? **

Well of course! It’s just so perfect for your name! Use it with my blessings my child.

Lemur

What always pisses me off is the able bodies college-age kids panhandling.

When I lived at Belmont and Clark here in Chicago, what I like to call “Vampire Central”, there was this girl who ‘lived’ on my street out of two shopping carts. She had two dogs, a ferret and a plethora of junk that she’d collected. She may have been younger than me.

I walked past her one day and she said,

“Hey, how about a dollar so I can get some food?” I just looked at her. She said, “I’m travelling around the country and I need some cash to get going again.”

Man, you know what? I’d LOVE to travel around the country. BUT I DON’T HAVE THE MONEY TO DO IT…and there’s this pesky job and real life in the way. And why in the world does she have pets? I’m sure they aren’t being taken care of properly.

jarbaby

[Alessan]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Kyla *
**

I tried this once (and I daresay it was the same language you would do this with, Alessan), whilst waiting in line at the Louvre, and was promptly hit by the person asking me for money. So it didn’t work all that well in my case. **

Damn!

Sorry about that, Kyla. Perhaps I should have added that you need to read your audience before attempting this stunt.

Perhaps it also helps being a big, bulky guy like myself.

[hashiriya]

You know, Jarbaby, I would be really interesting in seeing a list of your favorite names for all those irritating people out there. I can see it now…

Jarbaby’s Top Ten List of Cool Words

1. Fuckchop
2. Asshammer
3. Hi Opal!
   etc. etc.

Thanks for the Laughs! Sorry to hear about your unfortunate experience.

-hashiriya-

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by hashiriya *
You know, Jarbaby, I would be really interesting in seeing a list of your favorite names for all those irritating people out there. I can see it now…

Jarbaby’s Top Ten List of Cool Words

My husband is actually a little surprised that I haven’t used:

Choadamucker or Twatbrush

yet. I think I’m saving them for just the right rant.

jarbaby