Who the hell invited fucking Eliza to this conversation?
There are lots of people wanting to ‘whoosh’, you, Guinnie, dear (most of them named ‘nonny’, but whatever). A :smack: is totally inappropriate, and will not be tolerated*!
*[sub]unless it’s you smacking me!!![/sub]
Why do you ask who invited Eliza into this conversation?
missyzilly, let’s go over this slowly, since most people here don’t want to. You posted your question in the wrong forum. This is a case where you want advice. You need to post such a question in the forum called In My Humble Opinion (IMHO). The BBQ Pit is not a forum where you can expect to get good advice. You might want to consider asking a moderator to close this thread and then you can open a new thread in IMHO with the same question.
You really believe she wants advice? I’m with the camp that this is just more trolling. Apparently, it’s a might large camp.
I never knew VunderBob was ugly.
Tell me more about fucking Eliza.
Compared to me you are Mr. Universe. I hope Misszilly never lays eyes on me.
I’d hit that.
How you doin’?
Was it this?
Is that the correct phrase for this thread? 
Besides, according to Missy, I’m impotent.
Cheech, is that you?
Letting you know that you’ve been quoted in my signature block.
I never miss a chance to point out that Walmart sells the best possible cure for relationship woes… vibrating cock rings! The OP’s boyfriend would NEVER have thought to punch her if he had one of these bad boys buzzin’ on his dick!
Ah, cock rings. What problem can’t they solve?
In middle school affection was always expressed through violence. Like a boy? Crack him over the head with your textbook. Think that girl’s cute? Shove her to the ground as you’re racing down the halls.
Those were much simpler days.
People today don’t understand that stoning women was a tribute! Stoning them to death just meant the crowd was a little too enthusiastic.
But you’re not going to put the ‘you’re impotent’ one in there?
It started as a play on the thread title- but then, I do have a thing for those firemen outfits (and the men in them).
I can not belive how angry people are. I did not even read all the posts left until today. I have read all the rules now .LOL:p