[quote=“john mace, post:74, topic:642956”]
chee
What he lacks in hair he makes up in hmm … Sorry NOTHING.
These are the people who censor movies and music CDs, right?
But reusable? :eek:
I have never heard of Walmart censoring a cock ring out of a book or movie. Actually, they add them. If you haven’t seen the Walmart cut of Lord of the Rings, you’re really missing out. 
I hear every single orc in Helm’s Deep was actually given a unique cock ring with its own back story.
“One ring to bind each of them, in a very personal place…”
Take every post in the pit about 98% less seriously.
Cleanup on aisle 6…
I thought cock rings were aisle 8:confused:
We have our own zipcode. And a multi-level parking garage.
Regards,
-Bouncer-
Gotta watch that wind shear.
That’s amore!
Or maybe the guy in My Mother, the Car. 
ETA: **Ethilrist **wins the thread! (Second prize, winning two threads started by this OP.)
But does our parking garage have a car elevator? (For talking or non-talking cars, I’m not particular.)
Main screen turn on.
Nice mustache.
Did you wax your head for this pic?
Sure did. Buffed it, too.
I was kidding your a hottie. Jerk but hot.
All those who had their money on, “Will never be back to the thread again,” you LOSE!!!
Who can stay away from a good cock ring story?