Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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@ElvisL1ves

An **acey **post is like beatnik poetry.

I’ll be performing that post tomorrow (accompanying myself on bongos) at the coffeehouse open mike night. Hope to see you there!

@splatterpunk

Acey moved one of his imaginary daughters into a dormroom.

I wonder what the other “daughter” is up to? Acey mentioned in this post that they’re the same age (though apparently not twins—seems like he would have mentioned that):

@aceplace57

My daughters were left alone, at home for a hour or two when they were 8.

Maybe Daughter #2 flunked out of college. Or perhaps she’s in the Phantom Zone with the missing son.