Ace's Apology

Apparently, either in this thread or more likely an agglomeration of other threads I have been acting like a jerk.

I had opened up the thread labeled “Additional Straight Dope Forum Suggestion” in order to find out where our community standards lay.

Although we made progress, we never did nail down concretely what was or would be offensive.

Until the end, when Euty commented that In His Humble Opinion, I was being a jerk.

Well, I guess we know where the line lies, then. Somewhere over there -->

Therefore:

I apologize unreservedly for being a jerk, in whichever ways I was being one. I apologize for telling the truth in tone-deaf ways. I apologize for defending those who it appeared to me needed defending, regardless of whether I agreed or disagreed with their point of view.

I apologize for holding everyone to the same standard I hold myself, and I apologize for it being a singular standard.

I apologize for treating all races and genders equally, and not with kid gloves.

I apologize for being excessively fact-based on a board that I mistakenly took for being fact-based.

These are all I thought I was doing, and apparently, either I was wrong to do them, or I was hurting people needlessly doing it; both are wrong.

I resolve to be more emotional and caring; I resolve to whenever possible look towards the better aspects of people online and off. I resolve to ignore whenever possible the confrontational, the absurd, and the irrational.

I resolve to talk lots and lots about trivial things, and GQ questions that are within my field of expertise. I resolve to let others take the banner of both anti-war information and the swords of justice and honesty. I resolve to talk lots about my cat.

I resolve to make people feel better about themselves.

To anyone whom my opinions chafed, I apoligize. I was mistaken about the purpose here.

To anyone whom I treated poorly, owing to their misplaced indignation, I apologize. Your indignation was spot-on, and my opinions were jerky.

To Iampunha, I resolve to be more like my offline self, and find another outlet for those truthful yet hurtful statements that bother and annoy.

I have no wish to bother and annoy, and if, at the end of the day, that’s all that’s accomplished, then it needs to change.

And finally, I apologize for whatever snarky tone remains. One cannot change overnight, so I plead patience and tolerance.

The Deuce of Swords.

How do you reconcile the sarcastic tone here:

with this:

After Euty’s closing of the last thread, the prudent thing to do would have been to lay low and let things subside, not open ANOTHER SIMILAR THREAD!

Holy SHIT. Are you kidding me? Another thread on this issue?

Yeah, that sounded very sincere.

Thi song just keeps going through my head.
Na na na na
Na na na na…

Why does my life feel like groundhog day?

It’s now full-blown Galileo Complex in which the poster pleads that his only offense is Speaking Truth to Power.

Funny this should come up – we were just discussing you (ergo, causing things to come up).

Please indicate whether you are an idiot or an asshole so that we may continue our dicussion.

Stop. You are never going to win anyone over and you’re just looking more and more ridiculous with each passing pixel (I didn’t think it was possible, but you seem to want to rise to this challenge). It’s sad and silly. Why are you spending so much time defending people who haven’t cared to defend you? Ask yourself why you’re in such a lather over something so meaningless. Just stop. It’s embarrasing.

Ace,

I haven’t been following the threads but vaguely, but even I can tell — Catch the clue bus.

Or maybe you are trying for suicide by mod?

I’m suspecting the second.

Well, it looks like soon Ace will get the crown of martyrdom he seeks so earnestly. . . . waah, the SDMB banned me because I Bravely took a Stand Against Falsehood and Discrimination

I’m confused. Perhaps someone can give me an example of Truth that absolutely must be stated in a hurtful and tactless manner.

They aren’t the same thread, or even similar. They are related.

I mean my apology honestly. I apologize for those things and the sarcastic tone that remains. One can’t turn around on a dime, one can only change for the better day by day.

I needed to get my apology off my chest today, not later, or tomorrow.

Ace, we’ve had our differences in the past, but you’ve also said one of the most helpful things anyone has ever said to me. I’ve also done my best to offer you helpful advice when I could.

In that spirit, I’m going to offer you this advice, freely given. Please do not feel that I’m trying to force you into doing anything. I’m just stating what I would do in your current situation.

Email a mod. Ask that this thread be closed. Take a break from the boards for a little while; possibly even ask a mod to change your status to On Hiatus, or On Sabbattical. Let things blow over.

I really believe that you’ve got useful things to contribute to these boards. But right now, you’re in no position to do so. Take a step back, let the boards take care of themselves for a while, take a break, and come back when you feel that things have settled down.

One little problem with this smarmy, arrogant, self-justifying “apology” of yours, Ace. You’ve already been given a second chance to clean up your act and behave resposibly. You’ve shown scant tolerance and our patience isn’t unlimited.

TVeblen

-I just boinked your mom.

-You are not going on to the next round of American Idol

-While you were sleeping I put my genitals on your face, took a picture and posted it at your work’s website.

-I saw you eat that booger

I didn’t weigh in, in the other thread. So maybe I have a fresh point of view.
It takes a big person to make an apology like that Ace. You are to be applauded for being such a great guy.

:rolleyes:

I wish you would just shut up about this already and quit wasting bandwidth.

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

One of the drones has lost contact with the HiveMind™ and is hearing unauthorized music in his head. This must be stopped! Show Tunes WILL prevail. Zone Drones to sector AA23 STAT!

Enjoy,
Steven

Someone should familiarize Ace with the first rule of holes.

See, now it’s stuff like this that’s going to get me fired. No one else’s C# code makes them giggle like mine apparently does.