No. He doesn’t.
Testosterone is certainly banned in our house.
“My only motivation is to protect the integrity of sports!!!” seems to be his new “what about the children!!!”
After all, there have been zero reports of trans people assaulting, harrassing, or genderflooberating cis people in public bathrooms so he’s got to have something to be hysterical about. There have been reports of trans people and those who “look trans” being threatened or assaulted but we all know how much those count in Ace Space.
I sometimes wonder what’s going on in his head. Then I realize that it’d probably be like staring into the eyes of Nyarlahothep, and spread his madness.
He’s an athletic supporter.
This thread is hilarious. Nyarlathotep…supporter… 
Frankly many of you long term dopers amaze me. I’ve been applying a "Forget it Jake, it’s Aceplace57" rule for about a decade now. Or maybe it just seems that long.
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Don’t call other posters “motherfuckers.”
No warning issued.
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No, it has indeed been that long.
Actually I just checked. He only joined in '09, so only eight years. Plus it probably took me a year or two to realise he was Chinatown. So probably only six.
Acey has noted the notorious photo of a dudebro humping the “Fearless Girl” statue on Wall Street.
His conclusion: it’s the sculptor’s fault. She should have known better than to create a statue of a little girl, because statues “get humped all the time.”
As usual, he is surprised and baffled that people do not agree with him.
As I headed off to the Pit to create my own thread on Acey, I was reminded this was already here. Today’s tizzy involved someone nut job in an Uber going off on a driver. Yes, it involved a threat to accuse him of sexual assault (bad - don’t do this) because he wouldn’t give her a phone charger, but it isn’t anyone’s worst nightmare.
Is there any headline that he does not turn into a thread?
I was going to say that he only makes threads about Daily Mail headlines but I was wrong. This one was from New York Daily News.
I just love how he extrapolates “one lunatic woman flips her shit and accuses man of rape for no reason” to “if I even think about looking at a woman the wrong way, she’s gonna scream RAEP!!! and I’ll go to jail forever and ever!”
Thankfully I’ve never been on the receiving end of anything worse than unwanted groping/kissing, but I know gals who have been raped or come damn close and probably wish it really was that easy. 
Seriously. It’s depressing that his paranoid fantasy is actually less horrible than reality…it’s just that the horror applies to him. Which, of course, makes it way worse.
A worse nightmare for any real, adult man, would be getting stuck in a room with a whiny, paranoiac pissbaby MRA like aceplace, or his defenders in that thread, without an exit strategy.
Are boards for the windows, a chain for the door, kerosene, and matches considered an exit strategy?
Reading comprehension (about the test score) is hard for our subject matter. Which might explain so many of his other posts.
ETA: No, Goofus, it doesn’t say you scored 91%. It says you scored better than 91% of the people who took the test. That said, I’ve taken rigged online clickbait tests where the answers didn’t matter to the final tally, so take even that number with a grain of salt.
14 year old girl is shot for her beliefs, wins Nobel Peace Prize and acey thinks she should just relax and live a normal life.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that guy.
Is this a hint that we’re all supposed to report this post? Because that’s what your link points to.