That’s the funny thing. Purity obsessed cults sexualize everything. Things normal people don’t think twice about become fraught with sexual undertones. In a sociology class years ago I read about how the Shakers would require fully dressed siblings as young as 10 not even pass each other in the hallway for fear of sexual arousal.
Drama queens of the internet…classic.
Well he did enjoin parents to let their little children come onto him. That’s a bit skeevy innit ?
Jesus didn’t start a new religion.
He got off on being anointed. That’s strongly correlated with molestation.
I have to admit a statue molesting someone would be an amazing sight!
OMG, Askance, that’s insane! The little girl is just staring off into space, but the little boy is sure giving that erect light switch a good hard look. I wonder if they designed it that way because Jesus had 12 disciples?
Three words: Baby Jesus Buttplug
This is the thread that solidified my opinion of aceplace57.
Jesus never molested anyone!!!
It was just showering lessons.
I’d be interested in learning more about your theory.
Fuck, what an asshole!
There are so many like this if you look for them. He is a steaming pile of shit.
Yeah, I know. That’s just the one that really stood out to me at the time.
I’ll hazard a guess: Jesus was just a guy–albeit a really smart and peaceful one–and it was Paul who turned him into a religion. That close, jabiru?
And the apostles were just his bros?
I imagine.
Jesus was a Jew. I’m pretty sure Judaism had been around for quite a while before he was born.
Yep. Near enough for me.
Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get any worse…