I was sitting here working (OK I was on the boards), and I sneezed and I heard something clink and felt a rather…interesting sensation. It seems that I sneezed so hard that I knocked a screw out of the bottom of the cheap chairs I have at work and caused the seat to slide down the middle of the chair to the floor which caused my posterior to elegantly slip towards the floor…but showing the true signs of an addict I did not stop posting and I waited until after I had finished reading the current thread before I went and fixed the chair …I guess the SDMB really is back now 
Keith