…I have to go pee.

So do I, but you don’t see me leaving. hmff!

OK, Im back now.

I nominate this thread for the Most Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share award.

Oops, pardon me, I have to inhale.
OK, I’m done.

I’m just glad he didn’t ask one of us to help him hold it.

It was cool, I was able to time a fart with the flushing of a loud toilet. I dont think anybody heard.

So? What do you want? A cookie?

Well, ferget it. You’ve had enough fiber for one day.

Now go light a match, or something. I have to go scratch.


I’m done scratching now.

Golden Chair!



Whoops! Sorry; but I do feel better!

Speak for yourself…