…I have to go pee.
So do I, but you don’t see me leaving. hmff!
OK, Im back now.
I nominate this thread for the Most Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share award.
Oops, pardon me, I have to inhale.
OK, I’m done.
I’m just glad he didn’t ask one of us to help him hold it.
It was cool, I was able to time a fart with the flushing of a loud toilet. I dont think anybody heard.
So? What do you want? A cookie?
Well, ferget it. You’ve had enough fiber for one day.
Now go light a match, or something. I have to go scratch.
I’m done scratching now.
Whoops! Sorry; but I do feel better!
Speak for yourself…