Actor's Studio/Pivot questionnairel- your answers

You all know how the game is played, and the nice thing about SDMB is we’re spared having to watch the person answering pretend to contemplate when they’re asked (as if they haven’t seen it 8,219 times before). So, either fill in your own answers OR recall your favorite answers from the show, feeling free to ignore any questions you’d rather not answer.

The site for Actor’s Studio has a gameversion of the celebrity responses, incidentally.

*What is your favorite word?

What is your favorite word?

What is your favorite word?

What is your favorite word?

What is your favorite word?

What sound do you hate?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to participate in?

What is your favorite swear word (other than “F*ck!”)

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?*

Uh, let’s try that again (unless you have one helluva lot of favorite words).

*What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to participate in?

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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What is your favorite word? - Intense

What is your least favorite word? - secretion

What turns you on? - Music, people

What turns you off? - Cold weather

What sound do you love? Music

What sound do you hate? Garbage Trucks

What is your favorite curse word? Filthy Bastid

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Photography

What profession would you not like to participate in? Accounting

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “I’ve got my eye on you, Kalhoun!”

Hey, look, I’m a one-trick pony:

What, is MPSIMS closed?

My answers:

What is your favorite word?
Aeolian, for the sound more than the meaning.

What is your least favorite word?
Skillet or kitchen- both are just unpleasing in general.

What turns you on?
Irreverent laughter.

What turns you off?
Fanaticism (regardless of the subject).

What sound do you love? The cello.

What sound do you hate? A high-strung woman screaming or a belligerant male drunk.

What is your favorite curse word?
Actually it’s a phrase: What the fuck? What the fuck what the fuck?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Documentary filmmaker.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Nursing. (Forget teaching; nurses are the most overworked, underpaid and underappreciated profession there is, imo- why any sane person would enter it I’ve no idea, but thank God they do.

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “You know, until this moment I wasn’t sure whether you really existed or were just a myth to make Us feel better.”

(My favorite answer to the last question was Peter Falk’s: “What’d you pay for them shoes?”

And at some point you must show us the trick. Til then…

What, is MPSIMS closed?
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Our salon for art, drama, literature, movies, music – all the artistic disciplines – if it’s about art or entertainment, it goes here.

Last I checked, Cafe Society was the thread for anything TV related, which Actor’s Studio is.

What is your favorite word?
agency
What is your least favorite word?
war
What turns you on?
passion
What turns you off?
insecurity
What sound do you love?
a woman’s moan
What sound do you hate?
false laughter
What is your favorite curse word?
bitch
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
athlete
What profession would you not like to participate in?
sales
If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“You’re the only man here…”

You know, I always practice this at home!!

Our salon for art, drama, literature, movies, music – all the artistic disciplines – if it’s about art or entertainment, it goes here.

Last I checked, Cafe Society was the thread for anything TV related, which Actor’s Studio is.
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So these questions would be appropriate:

Do you have a black and white TV?
What’s inside a CRT?
What celebrity does your dog resemble?
I need words that rhyme with “Fonzie”
Would YOU eat a bug?

Am I wrong, or are none of these–or the OP–really discussions about art or entertainment? The OP is asking for a discussion on individual Dopers’ personal idiosyncrasies. Just because you got the questions from a TV show doesn’t mean it’s a discussion about art or entertainment. Everything has been mentioned on TV at one point or another, so everything is appropriate to CS, right?

I would think if Cafe Society is the wrong forum then IMHO, not MPSIMS, is the more appropriate one.

Lissener, me boogie, please leave. I really don’t want another 100 post hijack on “Why I’m brighter than the other posters” here as you’ve done to other columns.

To the best of my knowledge you paid the same $4.95 that I did, hence the bandwidth for threads you consider unworthy really isn’t coming out of your pocket. If the Mods think this is in the wrong Forum, I have both blind and sighted faith that they’ll move it as softly and efficiently as a well trained Labrador retrieving a dead drake and thus into their capable hands I commend it. So if you aren’t impressed with the intellectual merits of this or any other OP I start, I absolve you of any responsibility to tell me so and request that you just make like Whitney’s aunt and "Walk on by….

Aloha.

Sighing dogs… cool answer. (“This is what it sounds like, when dogs sigh…”)

What is your favorite word?
Sopchoppy (It’s a town in the Florida panhandle. I like to say it a lot.)

What is your least favorite word?
irregardless

What turns you on?
a great sense of humor

What turns you off?
people who can’t think for themselves

What sound do you love?

  • my cats purring, my dogs snoring, and the sound of the ocean*

What sound do you hate?
car alarms

What is your favorite curse word?
fuck and any grammatical variant thereof

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
lead singer in a rock band

What profession would you not like to participate in?
politician

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I am so sorry. You were completely and totally unprepared for that. Wasn’t it funny, though? C’mon in so you can watch all the other unprepared fools flounder…

Doing my part to fight the forces of evil and get this thread back on track . .

What is your favorite word?
Chthonic – I just love those 4 leading consonants!

What is your least favorite word?
C*nt.

What turns you on?
Excellence, especially in athletics, music or writing.

What turns you off?
Unkindness.

What sound do you love?
A far-off train whistle.

What sound do you hate?
A nearby smoke alarm.

What is your favorite curse word?
I’ll go with Gabriel Byrne’s answer here – Bollocks!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Acting.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Dental hygenist, orthodontist, dentist – anything involving mucking around in strangers’ mouths.

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Well, this is a surprise.”

:slight_smile: “Maybe I’m just like my mother . . .”

I’m thinking it’s good that Aholiba and I don’t know each other in person. I use my favorite curseword a bit too much! :smiley:

What is your favorite word?
Gossamer - just love it, a word that is as pretty as what it represents

What is your least favorite word?
Ugly

What turns you on?
concentrated attention

What turns you off?
being ignored

What sound do you love?
cats purring

What sound do you hate?
sirens

What is your favorite curse word?
Holy Shit!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Bull Dozer Operator

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Nurse

*If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? *
“Girl! C’mon up here! I’m so glad you’re home.” :slight_smile:

:slight_smile: I know; I’m sorry! I actually felt rather guilty listing your favorite curseword as my least favorite word, but I just couldn’t think of another word I hate the sound of more.

I’ve seen ITAS proabably 25 times and I still have to think about my answers.

What is your favorite word?
Go.

What is your least favorite word?
Fart.

What turns you on?
Loud music. Loud race cars. Loud anything.

What turns you off?
The idiot behind me right now humming, drumming and “singing”.

What sound do you love?
An electric bass.

What sound do you hate?
The idiot behind me right now humming, drumming and “singing”.

What is your favorite curse word?
Goddamnit.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Forest ranger.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Daycare worker.

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
The bar’s on the left.

**What is your favorite word? **
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

What is your least favorite word?
Lawsuit

What turns you on?
English spoken with a foreign accent

What turns you off?
Apathy

What sound do you love?
The music of the Russian Romantics

What sound do you hate?
The cry of a child in pain

What is your favorite curse word?
Holy Zarquon singing fish!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Opera singer

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Member of a bomb squad

If Heaven exists what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Encore!