Bravo's The Actor's Studio - Starring: You!!

Ok, first of all, James Lipton is a pompous pretentious wanker. I can’t remember which comic said this but he has the very stench of “failed actor” wafting off of him.

But I love that show. And I’ve always wanted someone to ask me that questionaire thingie at the end of the show, so here it is … with my answers. What are yours?

What is your favorite word?
Nebulous

What is your least favorite word?
Cacophony

What turns you on?
Passion

What turns you off?
Close Mindedness

What sound do you love?
Bedsheets rustling.

What sound do you hate?
Nails on a blackboard.

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Musician - Rock Star

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Butcher.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Don’t worry, I don’t hold it against you.

What is your favorite word?
Immolate

What is your least favorite word?
Swum

What turns you on?
The knowledge that I’m turning someone else on

What turns you off?
Bad breath

What sound do you love?
Rain on the roof

What sound do you hate?
Snoring

What is your favorite curse word?
Damn

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Singer

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Butcher - I gotta agree with you on this one, Jack.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
St. Peter’s off today and I don’t have his files. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Ok, here’s my answers (I know you are holding your breath for them :))

What is your favorite word?
Papaya

What is your least favorite word?
Patriarchal

What turns you on?
Being naughty

What turns you off?
Being angry

What sound do you love?
The sound of wind blowing in the trees

What sound do you hate?
The sound of leafblowers

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck! Fuck! Fuckety Fuck!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Porn Star

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Scullery Maid

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Welcome to the Pleasure Garden of Paradise

What is your favorite word?
Mellifluous.

What is your least favorite word?
Gumption.

What turns you on?
Wit.

What turns you off?
Sanctimony.

What sound do you love?
Aspen leaves in a light breeze.

What sound do you hate?
A baby’s wail echoing through a shopping mall.

What is your favorite curse word?
Scheisse.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
NASCAR stock car driver.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Labor organizer in a maternity ward (Thanx Tom Waits).

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Dang, we thought you’d never get here.

What is your favorite word?
lapidary

What is your least favorite word?
scabies

What turns you on?
the wind blows

What turns you off?
the power switch located at the base of my neck

What sound do you love?
feedback

What sound do you hate?
whining
What is your favorite curse word?
fuckity fuck fuck. No, wait - shit.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
stuntman

What profession would you not like to participate in?
janitor at the zoo

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I’ve been keeping the throne warm for you.

What is your favorite word?
Dick.

What is your least favorite word?
Faggot.

What turns you on?
Intelligence.

What turns you off?
Stupidity.

What sound do you love?
Wind rustling through the trees.

What sound do you hate?
Anything out of tune.

What is your favorite curse word?
Pigfucker.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Evil Overlord.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Politics.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I’m sorry I was in your chair for so long, here you go. I will accept my demotion gracefully and shall now slink away.

Correct me if I’m wrong. (I’m sure you will) But, Wasn’t JAMES WOODS the ONLY person that has EVER said, in reply to the “favorite sound” question, his partners orgasm? (what he said implied it.)

Am I the only one that’s amazed that only one person has said that?

Maybe I’ve just got a one track mind.

Favorite word?
Sanctuary.

Least favorite word?
Expunge.

Turns me on?
Playfulness.

Turns me off?
Lack of creativity.

Sound I love?
Ocean waves.

Sound I hate?
Frightened crying.

Favorite curse word?
Fuck.

Profession I’d like to attempt?
Actress.

Profession I wouldn’t like to attempt?
C.P.A.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Welcome home.

Favorite word?
Snickersnee

Least favorite word?
Maim

Turns me on?
Poetry

Turns me off?
Humorlessness

Sound I love?
Running water (as in streams, not tap water! ;))

Sound I hate?
Table saw

Favorite curse word?
Bugger

Profession I’d like to attempt?
Opera singer

Profession I wouldn’t like to attempt?
Politics

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I think I have to agree with Edwardina on this one… :slight_smile:

What is your favorite word?
Blue

What is your least favorite word?
Capitulating

What turns you on?
Passion and a bit of mischief

What turns you off?
Not enough options or way too many options

What sound do you love?
Rain falling

What sound do you hate?
Grinding metal

What is your favorite curse word?
Definitely Fuck

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Singer or Poet

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Whipping boy

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
This is what you’ve been waiting for all those years. Be glad, it’s exactly what you wanted.

These are mostly off the top of my head, except the last one, which I’ve been planning for some time, so don’t hold me to them.

What is your favorite word?
Schizophrenic

What is your least favorite word?
Nice

What turns you on?
Intelligence

What turns you off?
Petty snideness

What sound do you love?
Quality singing

What sound do you hate?
Friction of a shoe rubbing against carpet.

What is your favorite curse word?
Bullshit

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Comic book writer/artist

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Prostitution

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Jesus Christ, where the hell have you been?

What is your favorite word?
Booty

What is your least favorite word?
Spiritual

What turns you on?
Wit

What turns you off?
Self-absorption

What sound do you love?
Tie: rustling paper/a woman singing

What sound do you hate?
Someone chewing with his or her mouth open

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Assuming that “comic book writer” will actually be my profession at some point, paleontologist

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Maxim staff writer

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Welcome back, sir. I’ve kept everything in order while you were in the field.”

Favorite word:
cat

Least favorite word:
Don’t have one.

Turn-ons:
dark hair, dark eyes, good muscles

Turn-offs:
winter, liver, poor hygiene

Sound I love:
thunder

Sound I hate:
babies crying

Favorite curse word:
shitmotherfucker!

Profession other than own would like to attempt:
tea room owner

Profession do not want to be in:
nanny

If Heaven exists, I’d like to hear God say when I get there:
**“Your parents thought you’d never get here! They’re over there, waiting. And hey, watch that mouth. None of that ‘shitmotherfucker’ stuff around here, okay?”

**Favorite word: **
Google (yes, like the search engine)

**Least favorite word: **
whatever

Turn-ons:
intelligence

Turn-offs:
stupidity, lack of common sense, immaturity

Sound I love:
calm water, or pages of a book (or magazine) turning

Sound I hate:
little kids that are really loud

Favorite curse word:
shit

Profession other than own would like to attempt:
writer

Profession do not want to be in:
day care

If Heaven exists, I’d like to hear God say when I get there:
I’m not sure. Just a simple “Welcome” would do.

What is your favorite word?
Byzantine

What is your least favorite word?
Majority

What turns you on?
Laughter

What turns you off?
Vulgarity (not profanity, vulgarity.)

What sound do you love?
The CRACK! of a baseball being well hit

What sound do you hate?
People complaining

What is your favorite curse word?
Another vote for “fuck.”

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Rock star

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Cab driver

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“If you’ll just step inside, son, all your pets are here waiting for you.”

Are you sure that wasn’t supposed to be:

The CRACK! of a crack pipe being well hit

:wink:

What is this BRAVO you speak of? Christine Bravo? This questionnaire sounds like a ripoff of the Bernard Pivot questionnaire at the end of Bouillon de Culture.

I don’t know what “Bouillon de Culture” is but I do believe Bernard Pivot is the source cited on the The Actor’s Studio when the questionaire is asked.

As for Bravo - it’s a network which puts together presentations regarding the arts for broadcast on an invention called the television set.

My #2 choice.

**What is your favorite word?
peripatetic

What is your least favorite word?
cunt

What turns you on?
confidence

What turns you off?
arrogance

What sound do you love?
scissors cutting new fabric

What sound do you hate?
circular saw cutting metal

What is your favorite curse word?
fucking dammit

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Personal organizer

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Sales

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Welcome home.