Ok, first of all, James Lipton is a pompous pretentious wanker. I can’t remember which comic said this but he has the very stench of “failed actor” wafting off of him.
But I love that show. And I’ve always wanted someone to ask me that questionaire thingie at the end of the show, so here it is … with my answers. What are yours?
What is your favorite word?
Nebulous
What is your least favorite word?
Cacophony
What turns you on?
Passion
What turns you off?
Close Mindedness
What sound do you love?
Bedsheets rustling.
What sound do you hate?
Nails on a blackboard.
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Musician - Rock Star
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Butcher.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Don’t worry, I don’t hold it against you.
What turns you on?
The knowledge that I’m turning someone else on
What turns you off?
Bad breath
What sound do you love?
Rain on the roof
What sound do you hate?
Snoring
What is your favorite curse word?
Damn
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Singer
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Butcher - I gotta agree with you on this one, Jack.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
St. Peter’s off today and I don’t have his files. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
What sound do you love?
Wind rustling through the trees.
What sound do you hate?
Anything out of tune.
What is your favorite curse word?
Pigfucker.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Evil Overlord.
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Politics.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I’m sorry I was in your chair for so long, here you go. I will accept my demotion gracefully and shall now slink away.
Correct me if I’m wrong. (I’m sure you will) But, Wasn’t JAMES WOODS the ONLY person that has EVER said, in reply to the “favorite sound” question, his partners orgasm? (what he said implied it.)
Am I the only one that’s amazed that only one person has said that?
What turns you off?
Not enough options or way too many options
What sound do you love?
Rain falling
What sound do you hate?
Grinding metal
What is your favorite curse word?
Definitely Fuck
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Singer or Poet
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Whipping boy
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
This is what you’ve been waiting for all those years. Be glad, it’s exactly what you wanted.
What sound do you love?
Tie: rustling paper/a woman singing
What sound do you hate?
Someone chewing with his or her mouth open
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Assuming that “comic book writer” will actually be my profession at some point, paleontologist
What profession would you not like to participate in? Maxim staff writer
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Welcome back, sir. I’ve kept everything in order while you were in the field.”
Profession other than own would like to attempt: tea room owner
Profession do not want to be in: nanny
If Heaven exists, I’d like to hear God say when I get there:
**“Your parents thought you’d never get here! They’re over there, waiting. And hey, watch that mouth. None of that ‘shitmotherfucker’ stuff around here, okay?”
What turns you off?
Vulgarity (not profanity, vulgarity.)
What sound do you love?
The CRACK! of a baseball being well hit
What sound do you hate?
People complaining
What is your favorite curse word?
Another vote for “fuck.”
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Rock star
What profession would you not like to participate in?
Cab driver
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“If you’ll just step inside, son, all your pets are here waiting for you.”
What is this BRAVO you speak of? Christine Bravo? This questionnaire sounds like a ripoff of the Bernard Pivot questionnaire at the end of Bouillon de Culture.
I don’t know what “Bouillon de Culture” is but I do believe Bernard Pivot is the source cited on the The Actor’s Studio when the questionaire is asked.
As for Bravo - it’s a network which puts together presentations regarding the arts for broadcast on an invention called the television set.
