A remake of The Magnificent Seven, with Bruce Campbell, William Shatner, Christopher Walken, Michael Madsen, Vince Vaughn, Johnny Depp, and Kiefer Sutherland.
Sam Waterston and Edward Norton, with James Cromwell as Waterston’s brother and Norton’s uncle.
Samuel L Jackson and Dave Chapelle. Jackson as a hard ass cop and Chapelle is the son he never knew he had. Chapelle could do his impression of Sam Jackson in the picture.
Robert Redford as the father of Rob Lowe, Brad Pit and Colin Farrell.
As brothers: Johnny Depp and Barry Pepper. Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller.
A tough guy picture with Clint Eastwood and Charlton Heston breaking out of a nursing home.
I’d also like to see Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz work together. Especially if they wrestle and tear each other’s clothes.
Edward Norton andCarey Mulligan as identical twins who were seperated at birth. Carey has undergone a sex change and, not knowing they’re related they fall in looooooove.
A movie about the Friedman twins (Esther Pauline “Eppie” and Pauline Esther "Popo), better known as advice columnists Ann Landers and Abigail Van Buren, who feud with each other, played by real life feuding sisters Joan Fontaine and Olivia de Havilland.
A Star Trek movie/mini series with William Shatner, Avery Brooks, Patrick Stewart and Kate Mulgrew. Shatner would be counting the words, making sure he had the most.
This would be porn for me - I love those guys. Peter Weller would fit in here as well, I think.
Like a really bad beat-up-the-elderly nursing home, or a “retirement community” type deal? The idea of the latter makes me laugh…especially if they play the roles with as much stoicism as usual.