Actually line of dialogue that just occured

Supervisor: I’m going out for some nuts.
Me: Don’t you think there’s enough nuts in
this office?
Supervisor: Yes, but I want some nuts I can eat!
Me: choke,choke

You might have a sexual her-ass-ment case here.

Reminds me of my favorite inappropriate for the workplace joke.

Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you call nuts on a chest?
A: Chestnuts.
Q: What do you call nuts on a chin?
A: A blow job.