I’m back. I’m glad to be back. Hot running water is your friend.
More details as I slowly slip back into Mundania…
Esprix
Of course I missed you. The freakin’ firing mechanism jammed.
Oh, I mean, uhh … welcome back! 
Yay! I’ll freely admit it. I missed you.
You were gone?
D&R
Yay! You’re back!
signed, A Fan.
I did… but my aim’s improving.
Tee hee!
Esprix came back. “And there was much rejoicing. yay.”
Hey, I’ll admit it. I missed ya. Glad you’re back, as I enjoy reading your posts. 
F_X
I actually did miss you. And thought of you while driving through Pennsylvania last week, wondering where the mock wars were.
Yea, yea, yea we missed you. Welcome back.
Hey! There’s dopers in town that need entertaining! Get busy!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=129187
Geez, the e-mail must have eaten my address. No postcard from Pennsic?
Welcome back.
Sorry, screech, but I didn’t get it in time. 
Weirdest thing - there are two knobs on the sinks and showers, and one of them gives out hot water. :eek:
Esprix
I’m so glad you’re back. I know you are here specifically to amuse and entertain me. I must have missed it when you said you were leaving, because I was really beginning to wonder.