Back from the Medieval period, I am returned, with stories to tell (at a later date when I’m recovered).
Let the adulations begin.
What did I miss? 
Esprix
Glad to have you back Esprix! Looking forward to hearing all about your trip.
btw, we have never spoken before. I’ve been lurking for about 6 months, but finally got off my ass and started posting recently. Decided it was time to contribute…
The discussions haven’t been the same without you!
Regards,
MH
Well, we’ve never actually been introduced but I have to tell you I was thinking about you this very morning. How psychic is that? Glad you’re back in one piece.
Oh, news…Swiddles is having her wisdom teeth out and going back to school.
ChiefScott got back safely and spent a good weekend with his son.
Oh, and Demo got named Mr. Beauty…I think.
That’s all I can think of right off.
Glad to have you back.
I missed you Esprix! I even went over to the People Pages last week to make sure you still, you know, existed.
Looking forward to hearing all about it! 
Esprix? Esprix who?
Sure I missed you. I notice that you didn’t say you missed me.
Typical…
Alright, damnit, I’ll admit it: I missed you.
My aim is improving, however.
You missed a bit! Snark dumped me like a hot potato; he is just too mentally ill to have a relationshipwith anyone. So you may say I told you so.
I missed you. In reality, everyone missed you so much that nothing happened on the boards while you were gone. All of our lives stopped in anticipation of your return. Now that you are back, we can continue on. Thanks for returning.
Well, I had noticed your absence, but didn’t know why you were gone. Glad to see you back!
I missed you, you big faggot.
:: flees ::
Yer pal,
Satan
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He didn’t tell you? He finally went and got that sex-change operation. His new name is Esprixina, queen of Philladelphia. S/he joins Portnoy and twistoffate in asking for a changed name.
Oh that’s right, I forgot Esprix(ina). Mr. Cynical died. He was killed by that rat bastard Portnoy.
Esprix!!!
I’m so happy your back. Great Debates has NOT been the same w/o you!
“your back” should, of course be, “you’re back”
DoH!
Admit it? Never!
Aw, crap. I’m a terrible liar. I’ve definitely missed your posts, Esprix. It’s very good to see that you’re back.
Not quite. Mr. Cynical was just horribly wounded. In the end, he was able to rise up and overcome the evil villain, Portnoy.
Esprix’s back???
WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
runs in, tackles Esprix, and smooches him
Welcome back, honeybunny! I missed you!
Hey there Hot Rod! Glad to hear you’re back. You know I missed you. You’re the only one who’ll hit on me.
taken aback
Keee-rist, ChrisP, I’d have been hitting on you all along if I thought you were interested…I think you’re adorable.
Hey, Esprix. I’m the new resident teenaged lesbian, and I just wanted to say hi…
Rehoboth is the nicest place in the world. I should know- I live 10 minutes away from it.
I admire your threads… hope to get to know you.
Welcome back mate.
We await your tales with baited breath.
matt sashays over to give Esprix his welcome-home blowjob
…a boy can dream, right?