Over at Wonkette (This Incel-Forum-Owning, Pro-Rape VA Congressional Candidate Got Kicked The Hell Off The Internet - Wonkette), there’s a picture. One of the comments is “He’s sitting in Bavaria in the late 1930s.”
Actually, he looks like a blond Jared Kushner.
That’s the ticket! You beat me to mentioning him. 
Not for long, judging by that hairline. I wouldn’t wish a combover on… well, almost anyone.
You know who else had a combover?
Roy Munson?
I honestly don’t understand this question. Literally the only thing we know about this guy is that he’s trolling the left.
Even I can’t devil’s advocate for this dude. Over the top.
I propose this thread be repurposed to kitten appreciation and general PG-rated merry-making (until nightfall, when we all go naked but for a light coat of olive oil and do wrestling on the back lawn under the glow of tiki torches).
Sounds good.
And now I need brain bleach.
I’m avoiding the worst mental damage by trying to assess the flammability of a light coating of olive oil when struck by embers from a tiki torch.
I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered.
Is it still considered to be virgin olive oil after the party is over?
Until someone demands otherwise, let’s just say the term “bacon play” will be immortalized.
Again, this guy is not running as a Republican. He will get less than 20 votes. Huff-po is just publicizing him for clicks, which is wildly irresponsible on their part.
If he commits a crime, hopefully the law will take care of him. For the rest of us, it’s better to ignore him.
Don’t forget your white polo shirt!
And then as the phenomenon spreads, we can ask people what their Bacon-Eros number is.
Nor should you try. This job calls for Fotheringay-Phipps.
Actually, F-P, scratch that; Fox News beat you to the punch.
It’s a Democrat’s fault that a pedophile is running for Congress.
ETA: removed accusation of Republicanism
Well, what isn’t?
And the Faux News readers’ comments at the bottom of the article are even worse about it.