I am a pedalphile, and I am not ashamed

I could look at them all day, and when I put my body on them and move around my heart races and I even start sweating.
Such a variety to choose from!

Sounds like a great way to introduce yourself to people.

It can’t go any worse than it did for my sister, the thespian.

Well, I am a knitwit, and all my friends agree.

I thought you were going to come out as pro-pedophilia Congressional candidate Nathan Larson.

I knew it!

Isn’t there supposed to be content warnings for threads like these?

I have feck.

“Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.”

Stranger

Have you tried a topical cream?

Not me. I’m feckless.

Wow, what a great guy! He’s got all the abhorrent person boxes checked.

Some may even say “fecktacular”.

Yeah but since Roy Moore, the accused pedophile, who ran for the senate in Texas came so close to winning this guy probably figures this and his other issues are all in the “plus” column for him.

Could you please talk about that jackass in the thread dedicated to him?

Well, at least you’re not a paediatrician.

I notice some of those are 3-holers. Way to go!

You probably also masticate in public, you sicko.

This thread is just so you.

Were you influenced by Pedal-pushers at an early age?