Admitted pedo running for office...And it gets worse

This guy is running as an independent, so posting this in the SRIOTD thread wasn’t quite accurate.

Nathan Larson, 37, is running for Congress in Virginia. Among his platforms:

In case I’ve never made it clear, I’m against pedophilia, pederasty, NAMBLA, incest, child porn, and the various types of “alternate lifestyles” that involve exploiting the young, old, infirm, or other people who may not be able to avoid these predators.

While I’m not religious, if there’s a Hell, I hope they’re saving a spot for someone who holds views like this disgusting fucknugget’s.

When it comes to the death penalty, I’m usually torn. I ask if I could be the one who pulled the trigger, or flipped the switch, or injected the drugs to execute someone. When it comes to abhorrent people like this, I would be perfectly willing to do it with a bucket of water and a bad extension cord.

He’s at least more honest than trump…

You know who else is more honest than Trump?

Nixon?

:smiley:

Is there anyone who qualifies as “less honest than Trump?”

How did supporting free trade slip in there? Given the rest of his platform, I wondering if he actually means he wants to re-establish the slave trade.

First things first; eewwwwwwww!

That being said, is he an admitted pedophile? You quoted that he wants to legalize it, but that’s not quite the same. I don’t particularly want to read the link to find out.

The rest of it is deeply abhorrent, too, but I’m not sure it’s worse.

I prefer to let HuffPo and Larson answer your question, Robot Arm:

ETA: His ex-wife, after being given a restraining order against him, committed suicide.

All sorts of cranks and lunatics run as third party candidates. Huff-po is just trying to get clicks. And I did click. You win this round Huff-po, thanks to your pal Superdude. Shakes fist.

Basically everybody? Including Lying Pete, The Man Who Can’t Stop Lying.

Wow. He could just be the worst person on the planet.

But voting for him would send a message to the liberals.

AND he’s not Hillary…

Starting with women, though; mainly because there’s enough of those close by without needing to transport them.

That boy’s not right.
No, really — You don’t whip up that mash of every possible position for which someone may be kicked off a “regular” wacko fringe group, even if trying to pull a deliberate Poe’s Law troll whoosh, while in full use of faculties.
Though “Incelocalypse” would be a fine tag under which to do that, I must admit

Are you sure he isn’t trolling the Left?

… and that government of the proles, by the trolls, for the lulz, shall not perish from the earth, which is a goddamn depressing prospect.

Vinyl Turnip, have you looked around the world recently? I dunno whether to stock up on ammo or hard liquor.

Oh, that he is, whether or not this is an honest incelocalyptic meltdown; the question would be if the trolling is a means or an end. However his troublesome IRL record raises worries – the protection order and suicide of the Ex, the loss of child custody, the conviction for threats against the President (which he made during the WBush-Obama transition but he did not specify which one, still apparently deemed serious enough to have him taken down). Normally I say let the freaks freak and the trolls troll as long as it’s just in a chatroom, but dude’s a Known To The Authorities type, so there’s a higher than normal risk he may show up in the news again some day for something Not Ridiculous.

Tommy Flanagan?