I am a pedalphile, and I am not ashamed

The Dutch were a nation of petalphiles(or maybe not).

Aw, so nice to see the affecktion!

‘Beckdawrektacular’
:slight_smile:

I have enough troubles being a practicing HomoSapien.

But in my defense I’m feckfull AND reckfull.

I see, he runs for every seat there is, huh…

When the admissions clerk at the hospital asked me my religion, I said Apostate of Christ. She was happy.

Next time you should tell them you’re a practicing Muslin.

I am definitely using Muslin the next time I am asked this question. (Apostate of Christ is good but Muslin is shorter.) Good work folks. I get the best advice on SDMB.

OK, since we’re airing our dirt laundry, I hereby admit to being a pitiless pupaphobe.

I’ve got active restraining orders filed against Kermit, Kukla, Ollie, L. Chop, H. Doody, Elmo, Mr. Moose, B. Rabbit and a host of other fabric monstrosities.

So you’re saying you want this thread dedicated to a different jackass? :dubious: :o

…& keep you files away from my pedals! :mad:

Folks might not cotton to that.

They also might call you a rag head.

I’ve been thinking about getting xpedo platform pedals because I can get them at a discounted price but I am a little concerned about their durability.

Everyone’s heard of Pediasure, the specially formulated milkshake-like drink for children.

So if Abbott Laboratories decided to market a specially designed emery board for children, would it be called…a Pediafile?

I got a pair of these for my fixie last season: https://www.bikesheduk.com/components/dmr-vault-pedals

I’ve watched people that are active in Animal Husbandry.
They seem to enjoy it.

Wanna see myF Hole?

I knew a lady whose husband had 3 wives. She was the mid-wife.

Since we’re all coming clean, I confess: I matriculated when I was a teenager.

I conjugated. Alot.

I find myself to be deeply 'bent.