Anyone willing to adopt me for Thanksgiving? I don’t need much. You could just stick a fork on some empty spot on the table and say that it’s my spot (and maybe use said fork to poke some dark meat).
Not that I’ll be turkeyless - I’m going to cook myself up a really nice meal. And I won’t be subjected to anything I don’t like (brussel sprouts, eeuurgh)! But I will miss the dinner-chatter (even the arguments!)
Of course, if anyone else will be alone on Thanksgiving, maybe we can have a big Adopt a DoperTurkey list…

