Oh wow. I get it now. That Beatles song was really aimed at preventing drug abuse in Israel…
Um, obviously he hasn’t had time to get to that yet. Sheesh.
Well, when they get to Texas, let me know.
Why? It’s just going to be another rant against Monster Cables.
Can I sign up for this deal where I show my badge and naked pictures and get a salary footed by the taxpayer somewhere? Seriously, this sounds great. Plus, I’ll work the west coast.
Yeah, I’m assuming that’s in the update about restaurant killing stations.
Warning
Ladies! If a man comes to the door and asks you to show him your tits, do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES show him your tits!
It is a scam: he’s only trying to see your tits.
Oooo, ooo, ooo. I want to see your tits!
Sheesh, can’t you read?
The men are grown. It’s the pictures that are naked. 
Dayum, you think you guys are WTFin’ on this – I have to figure out what to do with it.
For now, let’s leave it alone and see what happens. Think he’ll be back tonight with further developments?
twickster, MPSIMS moderator
No surprise here - but fedup42 appears to be roaming the nation’s message boards warning of the evil connectors armed with nekkid pictures.
Apparently they are also helping geese to cross the road. Don’t let this happen in your community!
I hope he’ll be back. My husband works in a restaurant… I’d be kinda worried about it turning into a killing station.
Theoretically, I should have access to these photos, because I’m east of Iowa, but I don’t. All I’ve got are pictures of snow.
So where am I supposed to find these photos? If I do, I promise I’ll scan them and share them!
Do you think the snow will impede their progress?
I am waiting with bated breath, hands clasped with excitment . . . naked pictures of men!!! And I do not have to pay??? Be still my heart!!
I hadn’t thought about the snow, but I guess you’re right. Just about everything here is shut down, and we’re being told not to travel if it’s not necessary. I’d give the naked pictures an extra day or two.
But they ARE perverts.
See?
I’m home all day. Perhaps I will get a visit from the badged men who have no shame.
Sir,
Your missive is a masterful study in lucidity, and desperately needed in this paradoxical age of ennui and universal brouhaha.
Where’s the pictures - I’m in Iowa and I have not seen any pictures of naked men. (Well, yeah, I have seen pics of naked men, but no one has offered any to me at work!) I want my porn dammit!
The gold-tongued connectors are still OK though? I know they’re expensive, but you can’t put a price on quality.
