Wow… that is the best thread ever.
It must be a bitch to pin them on…
Way out West… on the far Frontier…in Iowa. One man stands alone, against all odds.
Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!!!
But let’s take a look at those pictures anyway. 
Does this have something to do with the Census?
Killing stations? But… I’ve eaten in lots of restaurants in Florida! :eek:
I could already be affected! I’m not… I’m not dead, am I? 
I never even got to see the naked pictures!
Yes. Yes, I see. And that makes it all the more ominous. Mothers! Grab your babies and run for the hills!
You know, Kris already warned us about this. (Video)
While we’re at it, Kris also described the OP and encapsulated moderator reactions.
I saw these guys in the lane next to me. Just as they were about to show me some pictures, I pointed to this sign, and they slowed down to turn around, shaking their angry un Godly PERVERTED fists at me.
I’m afraid of the gleam in their eyes.
I think it’s about government-sponsored blackmail. Maybe, I have a pretty good crazy translator but it has a limit.
National Well-Endowment For the Arts.
On a plane.
I was thinking about trying that, but my husband is still asleep. Last thing I need is a cranky man trying to get me committed.
That thread is awesome. Where are the salesmen for my office?
Our OP logged in last night but didn’t give us the scoop. I’m very disappointed. Maybe he went to a restaurant and the Maxwell’s Silver Tongue people got him! :eek:
Fools, you have no perception…
(Okay, enough quotes from JC Superstar).
I believe this is a parting gift from Dex as he fled into the night.
I noticed this - it looks all crinkly around the edges.
That’s just because it didn’t get watered enough last summer.
I still want to know what kind of silver tounged evil connectors, though. SCART? Those are pretty evil.
Well, he did include an email address in his user profile, so maybe we have to email him to get Part 2:p
Email him! do it do it do it do it!
I’ll work on my resume to get a job as a silver tounged government paid naked picture show-er with a badge. Will you guys be my references? I promise to start an ‘Ask the silver tounged goverment paid naked picture show-er with a badge’ thread’ if I wind up ‘connected’.
Promise NOT to start another “Ask the…” thread and we’ll consider it. 
Somebody beat me to the badges line.
But nobody has yet addressed how anyone is shaming dams.
Also, how does one get “silver tounged”? Is that anything like being silver tinged?
Jack Batty said:
It’s a scam on taxpayers, who are paying for a badge and salary for the guys to go around showing naked pictures of grown men. I mean come on, who would pay for that? Now naked pictures of grown women, that’s what we* want.
*For certain definitions of “we”.