I’ll go with paranoid schitzo!
Maybe you should change your use name, then. 
People, fedup42 is obviously some kind of bewildered and lost time traveler. Back in the the early 19th century Iowa WAS the furthest west point of the United States. We just have to help him find his time machine and all will be set back to the way it should be.
Don’t worry Lucky, I got some naked pictures for ya. I’m in Oregon, so you don’t have to worry about me being one of those PERVERTS. Trust me 
Hear hear! In fact, with as much tax money as I had to pay last year, I better see both!
At least I seem to have time, they aren’t in Texas, yet. Though the local Dairy Queen does seem to be a killing station…
So, how do y’all think “tounged” is pronounced.
I’m guessing something like “toonged.” Or is it maybe “townged”?
No idea what it is, though.
The T and the G are silent, the G is pronounced as an X as in “he axed me a question”
Then what the hell was that thing in the freezer we were told to never go near?
But I have a badge. That makes it official.
“Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be federal dam inspectors … dressed up as the Lone Ranger … saying they’re ‘Just looking for a few bad men’.”
They use evil connectors to take your precious bodily fluids.
It is always They. Someday we need to do something about They.
Knorf said:
I read it as “tunjed”. I have no idea what that is, though.
That put me over the edge. This thread made it difficult enough to conceal my laughter at work, but the one you linked to?
::wipes tears from my eyes::
Thing is, I work in a hospital, so I’m surrounded by doctors…but now I don’t know if they are real or fake.
I tried to see if I could track this person down on the interweb. I only found http://www.fedup42.blogspot.com/, which may or may not be the same person (the email address is different).
The best part about the blog is this paragraph, from the very first blog entry:
Oh, did I mention that’s also the very last post on the blog?
Well, Duh! Just ask them if they know where the nearest open confrence room is. If they have to check, you know they’re legit. It would reason that “those” doctors should know all the most convient unoccupied conference rooms. Also, I’d looks for people leaving certain doctor’s offices with those airline throw up bags but with big smiles. Possibly another tip off. Or of a doctor that’s pretty liberal with the drugs. Either is handy to know of in either case.
Good Christ, I’ve never been more relieved to be in Nebraska.
I mean, I’ve never before been relieved to be in Nebraska.
Yeah, but only because we don’t have our badges yet.
The Beast for which 666 stands symbolizes many governments. “THE MAN” taxes our hearts as he taxes our killing stations. Do not be fooled. Cast out The Beast! In the name of Jesus Christ I command you, you spirit of Malacoda, to depart without doing harm to the perverts or anyone else on this board.