Aeschines, Statistician Extraordinaire

Yessir, but one pig I’m NOT ignorant of is… you guessed it… YO MOMMA. Goodnight!

…I certainly don’t think that Nate Silver is “fucking awesome.” I fucking hate the guy. And I laid out the reasons why in the other thread.

But you are wrong on the stats here. Because you “just don’t know enough about statistics.” You aren’t getting dogpiled because you weren’t “really in shape for the debate.” You got dogpiled because you were being an ignorant ass.

Oh my God he admit it.

If you’re wanting me to pity you, you got it.

Don’t pity me about yo momma, hon. She ain’t that bad.

Yikes.

I thank people who are complimentary, I admit error when I make a mistake, and I don’t hurl insults at people, even in the Pit.

I must seem like an alien.

Nah, I actually think you’re a good poster. So cheers!

Oh? I thought you were:

What a moronic, hypocritical goon you are.

Stranger

The first “Yo momma” could be taken as a poor joke.
The second one as an inability to walk away when you’ve got nothing to say.
The third strays heavily into unhealthy obsession territory.

Oh, no! A compliment! Therefore I am forced to thank the giver!

Paradox warning. Brain overload. Destruct mode set.

Wait. That only works in bad science fiction. I blame Asimov.

I don’t precisely know why I’m asking this because I’m pretty sure I know what your response is going to be
(see spoiler below), but I do wonder what you hope to achieve by repeating this phrase “Yo momma”. I don’t find it particularly insulting, or even annoying for that matter, so its not really even good trolling. It isn’t going to rally people to your side, or convince them that you are a witty and clever individual because its is anything but witty and clever. Nor does it express to them a strong emotion that you are feeling. All it does is make you look dumb and immature. I don’t see any reason why someone would want people on a message board to think of them that way so I can’t understand why someone would chose to do this. If you can articulate a response I would appreciate it from anthropological point of view.

Predicted Response: Yo Momma

“Moronic” is fine, but “hypocritical” is incorrect here. “Inconsistent” would be correct.

What I said about you is also true. And you know it.

Aeschines (LOL, you pretentious twat!)

Yo momma was fine. But I ain’t obsessed.

I did laugh at this. Thank you.

IKR. And I even like your user name!

Stranger_On_ A_Train has noir appeal as well. But having to append “Stranger” to every post at the end is very obsessive, IMO. Also, people with Asperger’s and trains are like… a thing, right? LOL.

Slinging stupid insults and ‘Yo Mamma’ jokes is all well and good for a brainless prat such as yourself, but your contempt toward people with Asperger’s or on the autistic spectrum demonstrated what an absolute shit-stained fuckstick you are.

Stranger

What you say about me may be true, but you also know that what I’m saying about you is true. You’re a very smart and knowledgeable but socially inept and pretentious trainspotting twat.

And your pitting is a fizzle and you’re very intelligent but an insecure and weak little cunt. Good job.

Stranger should be thanking you for the assist, to be honest.