Amen
MMm hmm, and THIS would be why I date nerds. 
Where can I find these elusive nerds you speak of?
Well I don’t know about elusive nerds, and I definitely don’t have Ken’s number available, but I’m here. I accept walk-ins, run-ins, appointments, etc etc etc. 
But really though, I used that Preparation V argument to get some of my friends to at least try it. And if all else fails, here’s what I say. There’s one word that should probably make you happy if you go down on your woman: Reciprocity.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t ever use the smilie without thinking about women. Ever. For the rest of my natural existence.
In college, I roomed with two of the varsity football players, both black. Tommy (RB) was from Miami and quite the playa, and John (DE), the other, was from a small town in Texas and was a perfect gentleman.
Both expressed disgust at the idea of performing oral sex on a woman. And they were both assuming that I loved it as a white boy… which was true.
I used that year as an opportunity to ask a lot of questions about black culture that i never would have had the nerve to ask anyone else but roomies. Like the meaning and origins of black slang, etc.
WRT cunnilingus, I asked, provocatively, “Why don’t black guys do that? Are the women all that nasty down there?” To which I received the emphatic no I expected. So I explained, “I’m tellin’ ya, if you do that for your woman, and do it right, she will adore you. You wanna be her man, you make her come like that.” And I described basic techniques and what to expect, including that she bathe first.
So a couple nights later, Tommy says to me, “I tried that the other nite on my girl, and you know, it wasn’t bad at all, except I kept getting hair in my teeth.”
I still crack up every time I remember it… I had to tell him he wasn’t s’posed to be using his teeth.
So I told him about the trick with the soul patch.
Evil chuckle…
Well, I have one, and I have to admit, I’ve only heard about the rest (but if it counts, from women like me who are actually involved with one), but based on my experience, and what I’ve heard, when it comes to awesome sex (of all kinds, not just going down), they are “IT” baby.
Uh, I think I need to go take a cold shower too!
Oh, Come ON!!!
You have to tell us now!
How you doin’?
Here I am looking for elusive nerds and there is a member with Nerd in their name. dddduuuurrrrrr
And how are you doin’?
Well, I always thought this would be way too much stimulation, but ladybug loves it, even though I think she’s not sure exactly what I’m doing…
(spoilered for modesty’s sake)[spoiler]The “soul patch trick” uses that little patch of beard below the lower lip, sometimes called a “cookie duster.” Lick the clitoris upwards, and then at the top of the lick, continue the motion by curling your lower lip inward and rubbin’ your lover’s nubbin with the whiskers… Now, reverse… uncurling your lip and stabbing at the clitoris with the top, flat part of your tongue, extending your tongue out and down. Lick, curl, uncurl, stab, lick, curl…
The hard part is keeping this up for 10 or 20 minutes, in precisely the same location and tempo, without pausing, until you get thrown off and threatened with physical harm if you touch her any more.[/spoiler]
I like this trick, because it’s something else a lesbian can’t perform. 
Oh, and be careful you don’t make a raw spot. That’s the last place you want to do that to. It helps if you condition your beard so it’s softer.
If God didn’t want us to lick the vertical smile, he wouldn’t have made it look like a taco! As for me, I loves me some clam dip.
Yeah! c’mon, c’mon, c’mon.
My Mother always said, “A Hoe is what you find in a garden, and a Ho is what you find on the corner”
Words to live by
Oh. My god. I knew there was a reason I love guys with goatees. ::whimper:: Damn. 
Oh… the Grizzwife is SO getting head tonight!
GIGGLE!!
Ummm, you don’t have to worry about me “making a raw spot” I don’t have a beard, and hopefully never will! I’m a girl shoes
But I’m going to see if I can get my boyfriend to grow one and try this trick, it sounds intriguing.
Hi, my name is Wolfian and I’m an AA.
(Hi, Wolfian.)
I happen to enjoy performing the oral sex, but I’m just one man… who is growing out his goatee now.
I work with an AA guy , originally from Chicago.
He says he don’t go down and his wife (also AA) don’t go down either. Says it’s disgusting.
I feel sorry for him.
Me too. Both, when done right, are such loving intimate acts. And so darn fun
No way in hell I’d date someone like that.