Since I’m waiting for Idle Thoughts to ask me a truth, I’ll take a dare from you. Since it’s almost midnight here it probably won’t get done until tomorrow, so take your time.
yakO, ereh seog…
?akimaanA, hturt ro erad?
Dare.
UKCatGirl, here’s your truth: I assume from your chosen username that you are into cats to the point of incorporating it into your username (I’m so sharp I cut myself sometimes). Have you ever been involved in a cat vs dog holy war? Tell us about it.
Ensign, from you I’ll take a dare. And I have to dish out two dares!
Sublight, I’d like you to take the paragraph I started earleir with one of my dares - I’ll quote it shortly - and extend it into three. More information along the same lines will do!
*The language of the land of Hambuket is both exotic and familiar. Many words seem to resemble ours, yet with the years of isolation, have been vastly changed. For example, the common word “girl” is transformed into “Gargrrl”, while the two-humped beast we refer to as “camel” has been modified slightly to “Camulump”.
Fentible Neckfer, resident and ordinary citizen of Hambuket, likens this changing of words to dialects similar to the changes that have occured from Persian growing into Hindi, Arabic, and Urdu. This reporter also finds the changes “Indrivelous”, meaning incredible. *
Priceguy, please tell us, in detail, how much you adore Idle Thoughts and would like to bear his children. I don’t care if both of you are male (which I think you are), I want to know!
Idle Thoughts, God bless his gorgeous self from the tips of his toes to the dome of his combover, is the kind of man into whose eyes I could spend a Cairo-Bangkok flight staring. His words are of the same perfect purity as his thoughts, which might be idle now but would cease to be so the moment I entered his life.
Everything about him makes the sun shine on my life, from the way that he enjoys Fight Club immensely without understanding it to how he manages to post to a “Who’s black?” thread without giving so much as a clue as to the shade of his epidermis. Only lately, he has wished for the deaths of such illustrious people as the wife of a former US President, an aging actor well-known for not wearing a shirt, and a bunch of people I’d not be able to pick out of a lineup, while at the same time shamelessly admitting that he might check vital signs of someone passed out on his property. How can you not worship such perambulating verisimilitude? And just to underline the easy-going nature of this perfect specimen of modesty and generosity, today he had code stolen by a Hindu bimbo and didn’t even mind.
If only the good Lord had seen fit to bless me with a uterus and various associated paraphernalia, we would even now be making his Arizonan bedsprings squeak as we created thousands upon thousands of tiny little Pricethoughts and Idleguys, to be our army of benevolence, turning this pained world into the paradise we all know it can be.
I can’t think of a story for now. Here are some instructions:
Directions for playing “Chinese Game of Four Winds”: Is in the box 1 hundred forty-four playing tiles of kinds “Bamboo”, “Chatactes” and cicrles. Object is to form sets of three or four also may make set of tiles numberically combined. Are not numbers on “Winds”, “Dragons”, “Seasons” and “Flowers” and such cannot be numberically combined. Is called “The Head of the Bird” also the pair which completes hand. Any player may take the dice and threw what comes out, then player marked by the dice adds and makes another throw. After building the wall, is to break the wall the place marked by the four dice and the “Chief” take two pairs of tiles and then “South”, “West” and “North” until all has twelve pieces, then takes the “Chief” one more pair and everyone else his one. Each player in turn starting with the “Chieft” or “Banker” will take a piece from the table for a set of three or four or a set numberically combines, or from the wall, and is to throw a piece to the table if the hand is not complete. For scoring of the complete hand, table of scoring is on bakc page of the book.
The original that I am parodying from memory was possibly even less informative. 
Your truth, Anaamika: What’s the most valuable item you have ever stolen?
I’d like to supply a truth. Ask me anything.
You asked for it. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone you really really really shouldn’t? Relative, underaged person, whatever? Who?
Priceguy you made me giggle out loud.
Malacandra, ouch. I figured you’d just post your description of rugby. 
As for most valuable item - someone’s heart of course.
(Whew! Dodged that bullet. )
MostlyClueless, who do you love secretly?
Just wanted to chime in and say that I’ve actually done that twice; dropped out of school and then maintained the appearance that I was still going to class. The first time, I don’t think my roommate even knew.
Anyway, I’ll play I suppose. Give me a truth!
Hmmm… Tricky one, that. Have I ever been sexually attracted/in love with someone of the same gender: no. Have I had an awkward adolescent experience that we never talked about again with someone of the same gender, yes. Does that count?
Incidentally, I’m no good at asking questions, so if no one objects, I’ll pick up another truth that’s lying around. 
Okay, deep breath.
I’ll play.
Truth.
I’ll take another truth, although I shouldn’t, because, truth be told, I’m at work…
Not following the career - accountancy - my parents wanted for me.
Actually Priceguy, my name comes from my devotion to the University of Kentucky Wildcats. I like cats, but I like dogs too. As of yet, this two-timing loyalty has not led to a cat vs. dog holy war. In fact, I’m not even sure what that would be. Might be fun to watch though.
Since you’re a wine buff, what’s the most expensive wine you’ve dismissed as rubbish, and did the sommellier agree that it was corked?
Hm. Every really expensive (on my budget, that means more than about $75 a bottle) wine I’ve tried has been good – maybe I’ve just been lucky.
To answer the question, we had a $30 bottle of Pinottage that was just awful on my taste buds. The sommelier did not agree.
Ah, crap, I forgot to add:
Truth or Dare, Idle Thoughts ?
I’ve been working and at school, but I’ve got another class in an hour, so I just popped in to say I really enjoyed reading the answers that came since my last post in here, but I feel left out! Truth me, please!
Brendon
Priceguy; every once in a while I notice how attractive certain underage girls seem to be. For a second or so, I wonder how soft their skin would feel if I’d… Then my mind goes into “NO FUCKING WAY” mode and I’m okay again.
Anaamika The girl I’ve had two dates with. She smokes, I don’t. She wants kiddies, I’m not even considering them. I’m an atheist, she’s vaguely wiccan-y.
It’ll all end in tears, but I can’t wait 'til our next date, tomorrow.
So, back to you two again; Truth or dare?