I guess it’s time for a dare. Hit me.
I dare you to write the next five posts in this thread in Norwegian.
Here’s a handy translator to get you started.
Having a food fight. I once worked as a stocker when I was in my teens in this small mom and pop store and I and the other 3 stockers all started throwing food at each other just because we were bored. Eggs, cheese, tomatoes, even chicken legs. The manager found us at it but didn’t get too mad thankfully, just shook his head as if to say “teenagers” and told us to clean it all up. Hahaha.
clayton_e, become an automatic linker for the next 5 posts you have in here after this post by me. As in, with at least two words in every post you make, you must link to something that has to do with that word.
Example: Man, this has been an interesting morning.
Although your link, obviously, wouldn’t link to asdf but rather to a photo or site that has to do with mornings or sunshine. 
However you’re free to be as humorous and creative as you like.
dahfisheroo, take a photo of your own hand stirring your toilet water like it was a nice soup.
Truth or dare, Priceguy, kurilla, SmartAleq, Ky, Mika, MostlyClueless, Brendon, freckafree, bigbabysweets, Fetchund, Sublight, UKCatgirl, malkavia, fachverwirrt, if6was9, Malacandra, Eonwe, Devorin, betenoir, Quartz, Bobotheoptimist, Count Blucher, Leaffan, SurrenderDorothy, and anyone else I’ve forgotten or who wants to join it?
(yes, I have something for everyone!)
Also, I’ll take a truth from everyone on that list in italics and a dare from everyone on it who’s underlined (although I’ll probably have to do the dares one at a time. :p)
I’ll take a truth, Idle Thoughts!
Sannhet.
What’s the one piece of clothing you’d wear for the rest of your life (washed regularly and taken proper care of)?
Also, I’ll take a dare.
**Idle:**If you could make one change to the human animal, a change which would be implemented instantly in every homo sap on the planet, what would that change be?
I’ll stick with truth, thanks!
What’s your biggest vice?
Haha, had to verify myself you meant truth, Priceguy. What’s one thing you’d be the most embarrassed to admit about something you own? That’s right. Tell us.
Ky, it’s okay you can’t reveal, I understand.
Hmm, probbly the shirt I’m wearing right now! It’s my favorite as it’s pretty roomy for my 6’4 frame and I like long and stretched out shirts. I wear it often, and don’t think I’ll ever grow out of it.
For your dare, you must make one post (only one, thank me later), comprised of at least 7 words (and a sentence that makes sense) with every single letter being a different font color (however once you run out you may start to repeat).
SmartAleq- Wow, very good question.
I’d really like some time to think about it but right off the bat I’d say probably the power to forgive others easily of faults or misdoings.
I may come back later though with a more thought-out answer. That’s a very thought inspiring question!
In fact, for your truth, I turn it around and ask the same question to you, if you don’t mind. 
(and if you do, just tell me and I’ll think of another)
I want to play… 
Truth
Ever think a family member (however distant) was hot, pool? If so, who was it?
I must admit a yes on this one. I was at a wake for a dead relative and had some relatives there I had not seen in years. The only one who was my age was a female cousin that had very beautiful hair and it turned me on. We had a very good conversation and rapport even though I had not seen her in years. I’m sick :smack:
Thanks
Mine’d probably be my lucky fuzzy blue slippers–I’d wear them to work and school if I could…
Fortunately, Idle, I give thought myself to questions I ask–so I have a lovely answer to that one all prepared!
I’d make everyone empathic–not telepathic–such that every person would feel the pain they inflict to the same degree as the victim. Be it physical, emotional or any other sort of pain, be the victim human or beast, a single entity or a group (no hitting the big red button with impunity ever again) the inflictor of the pain feels it too. My guess is that the planet would suddenly become a MUCH nicer place to be.
Oh I’m so sorry I didn’t see this until today! My username came from my pledge name from my co-ed fraternity. I told my big sib that I wore my boyfriend’s jacket on a cold night so it came down to my knees which made me look like a penguin. My big sib also said that I waddle like a penguin so my name is Pen-chan (chan meaning cute and little in Japanese). I’m a cute little penguin!
And I forgot to preview yet again! Truth again for me, Idle!
I asked for another truth last night, but it kinda got missed. pout
Truth please, I dare you to make it tough. 
What is the most disturbing thing about your father?
And another truth for me.
What is your kinkiest fantasy (without breaking any laws)?
Good one. You mean besides eating as fast as he possibly can? Shovelling it in in HUGE bites?
He grew up in Virginia, in the late '40’s, early '50s. Sometimes the racist bent of his mind comes thru. I’ve read some Dopers talking about relatives that are just full-on racists. He’s nothing like that. It’s just that sometimes he’ll use the n-word, or say something way off-color. More often when he’s drinking. It just shows me how even a good, tolerant person (he really is…) STILL is a product of his environment and upbringing.
I’ll venture into the truth asking. Pool, did you ever receive some kind of benefit or promotion from a complete clerical error? Something that should have gone to someone else, but whoops, they gave it to you?