Spam is a meat not many can abide.
Many. when asked if they like it, have lied…
…although I have no cite.
I especially like Spam-lite
and it’s at its very best when it’s fried.
Oh vile meat, how dost thou bug.
You irk me whenever I see your ugly mug…
…on my plate or my dish;
oh how I do wish
I could bury you along with saurkraut. UGH!
I guess that would be lying to my 90-year-old mother-in-law this morning because my husband was in the room. She asked me if I had an iPod, and I said, “I used to. It was stolen out of my car.” That much is true. What I lied about is that I *do *have an iPod. I bought one off eBay shortly after mine was stolen, using the income from an eBay venture I’m in with a friend. My husband does not know about either the iPod or the eBay business.
What last broke my heart? My heart is kinda in the process of being broken right now. I thought I had found the love of my life (and he the same in me). Then he began taking an antidepressant, and it all changed. I still love him, and it’s rather heartbreaking thinking about how wonderful it was and how weird it is now.
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Fetchund,** what’s the most spiteful thing you’ve ever done?
Write a small paragraph using at least five words found on this list.. Other than those words themselves, the paragraph must be logical, with you writing how you think those false woulds would be used.
The language of the land of **Hambuket **is both exotic and familiar. Many words seem to resemble ours, yet with the years of isolation, have been vastly changed. For example, the common word “girl” is transformed into “Gargrrl”, while the two-humped beast we refer to as “camel” has been modified slightly to “Camulump”.
**Fentible **Neckfer, resident and ordinary citizen of Hambuket, likens this changing of words to dialects similar to the changes that have occured from Persian growing into Hindi, Arabic, and Urdu. This reporter also finds the changes “Indrivelous”, meaning incredible.
Truth for you is - tell us something you secretly scorn, but other people do not know.
And I’ll take a truth - but I won’t be back on till tomorrow morning. See you then!