He wasn’t delivering a beer?
I kinda agree with you on that commercial. That dog goes running across a huge bride, then through a tunnel?
However, we once had a couple of dogs that got out. One was allowed out in the yard with supervision and would occasionally disappear to inspect the neighbors’ garbage, but wouldn’t go far. However, the two together took off and disappeared. They were gone a week, before someone spotted them 2 miles away. Dad was able to get them back, but he thought they were gone for good. So yeah, sometimes…
Because mom is smart enough to not reward that kind of behavior.
He was taking a nap. Some kids get up to all sorts of mischief on their siblings/friends when they are asleep. That’s apparently part of the “fun” of sleepovers.
There’s one that’s been playing constantly on GameTV recently, for an online casino. It’s a breathy distorted voice ‘singing’ ‘get more, get Wildz, get more’ over and over again, while a CGI gorilla dances.
As terrible and annoying as my description makes it sound, it’s actually much worse.
[stammering]
She is as God made her, sir.
[/stammering]
I don’t really have anything against the Geico “problems with our neighbors fencing” ad, except for the fact that the dude looks a little too much like Jerry Falwell Jr. I keep looking for the pool boy to make an appearance…
I saw this ad during football, five minutes before I opened this thread. What did I say to my wife?
“This commercial was written and approved by a bunch of old guys who never, ever owned a dog. Or even petted a dog.”
Wife: “Ehh, yeah…”
“Not only written, but reviewed, re-written, approved, storyboarded, shot and edited… all by people who’d never even known a dog.”
Wife: “Ehh…”
Another dog one.
I love dogs, but that doesn’t mean I want to hear a bunch of them bolting down their food in a chorus of slurpage.
Thanks, Farmer’s Dog. Good god. What a thing to endure around the dinner hour.
Zicam’s “Less sick days”. That should be fewer sick days! Unless you mean I’m going to miss the same amount of work, but won’t feel as bad?
Finally we’re seeing the end of the ones where they take a beloved Christmas song and substitute their own fucked up commercial lyrics. It’s not funny/cute now and it never was and never will be. Assholes.
At least Jared’s trio seemed to have disappeared this year; I certainly didn’t see the musical mooks.
Anything with Flo’s family is automatically annoying, but the new one for “Sunday Sing-along” is especially bad.
I’ve seen two versions of this – one with the kid unwrapping the box and yelling “It’s Liberty Mutual!,” and another one where it’s clear that the child is being recorded on an '80s-era camcorder. The longer version really does have a slight nostalgia trigger, with the parents asking “What is it?” and “What does it do, bud?” in ever-so-slightly patronizing tones. People who grew up with a camcorder present in the room for birthdays and Christmases has likely encountered this line of questioning when opening their ‘big’ gift. With all of that cut out, the commercial is kind of pointless.
HIGH-LY-MORON-IC-AC-ID. That one drives me nuts.
And the new Sonic Chicken Slinger commercial. ‘I got an ay-edge.’ ‘I got uhn.’ If I knew what state they’re supposed to be in, I’d avoid it.
It sounds like he’s saying ‘mutural’.
The kid who got the bike reminds me of Charlie Brown in It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
“I got a bike.” “I got a rock.”
O_o Huh, it does! They must have hired that kid from the same agency as the Sonic kid and the child from some commercial I can’t identify (I think it’s for a lending service) who babbles something like “leemee alone Daddy it’s for you” at the end of the commercial.
IIRC, Daddy works for said lending service and the caller is looking for a loan.
What is it with the current glut of mushmouthed children? Were commercial children always unintelligible or are my ears getting to old to understand them? Are Sonic boy and pizza-to-your-car girl supposed to be adorable?
I’ll admit Sonic Boy has gotten more intelligible with each commercial which isn’t really an improvement because now you can hear his smarmy "cuteness’.
And don’t forget to get the fuck offa my lawn!
I was recently watching a short video on YouTube about Toys R Us which featured some of their older ads, and I had no trouble understanding what those kids were saying/singing. By contrast, the latest Chevy Employee Pricing Event commercial had been running for nearly a month before I realized what the child was talking about. Maybe ad people think unintelligible babbling is cuter than a child who seems to know a lot about a product?
I’ll also admit that, even as a child, I had a great deal of trouble understanding what other children were saying, especially if they were singing (like “Wee Sing” and other song complications that were voiced primarily by kids).
That stupid rainstorm ad for the Calm app makes me want to throw things at the TV.
It makes me want to pee.