Again with the annoying commercials!

There’s some SUV ad that I’ve been seeing lately where the spokesman has some “not an actor” in a driveway admiring the car, only to reveal that the person’s family is hiding in the car. It was filmed on a warm looking sunny day. How long were those family members made to sit in the hot car? Googles, here it is.

Uhgg. I was thinking about that one a couple of days ago. One of the “regular people” says something like “this (Chevy Traverse) is better looking that 99 percent of the SUVs I’ve seen”. OK, first, almost all SUVS look pretty much like this one - two-box lumps. And the ones that don’t - mostly from Mazda, Lexus, Infiniti, Porsche and Mercedes - look better. Who are you trying to kid? And why is it so interesting that your family is in the vehicle. All of these Chevy “regular people” commercials are stupid.

There’s some commercial on HGTV for a closet company that shows a woman getting dressed in a huge closet with a center island, jewelry in drawers, and backlit shoe shelves. She’s monologuing about getting ready for a job interview which she’s sure to nail although she hasn’t had a job in ten years while she was raising her three kids. Bitch, you don’t have to work! :dubious:

The Sweet One Diet Dr Pepper guy. Ugh.

Do you know that’s Justin Guarini, who came in second on the first season of American Idol? Some career, huh?

I read the name when I looked up the link, but I didn’t know who he was. I hope he’s making a mint! He’s pretty cute, too. But just… ugh.

They’re still stupid. :smiley:

:eek: Holy cow!! I’ve seen those Little Sweet commercials time and time again, and didn’t realize it was him. Not exactly in Kelly Clarkson’s world, but at least he’s working.

The one with the idiot woman who picked up an “It’s a GIRL” cake for a shower, only to be informed “You know she’s having a boy, right?” so she zips back to the bakery in her Buick and saves the day. Because the only way to get another cake is if you have a Buick.

That and what kind of idiot buys such a specific cake without knowing for certain?

The promo for Outrageous Acts of Science season premier has been running at least 3 times per show since the beginning of February. Meaning, if you watch any show on The Science Channel you’ll hear The Backstreet Boys singing I Want It That Way at least 3 times in a half hour. if the show you are watching is an hour long, you’ll probably hear it 7 or 8 times.

I’d hoped that once the premier played I’d never have to hear that fucking song ever, ever again. But no. I think they played the promo durning the premier. No, Science Channel, I do not want it that way. I never, ever want it that way ever again.

I find this one really annoying. It’s for a Volkswagen vehicle. The camera moves in a circle around a family in the car, each one asking, “Do you need more room?”. Annoying and stupid.

I saw a T-shirt the other day with Darth Vader on it, holding out a beer and saying “dilly, dilly”. It was funny and stupid and ugh all at once.

The ones that really look different are the Scion xB, and this one; the Honda Element; there’s another I can’t think of at the moment that is a box. Most SUV’s look alike otherwise. Sure there are fine differences if you study them, but they’re all basically the same shape.

As for the family hiding in the car, they seem to have flown people from a long way away, not just got their parents that they live with and the sister across the street. So it’s people who shouldn’t be there hiding in the car.

I kinda hate the one where they’re holding a meeting on an Interstate that they’ve closed down one side to put up a table and chairs. That’s a great place to hold a meeting. :rolleyes:

They don’t make any of the three you mention any more. There are a couple of odd ones still made, like the Kia Soul and Nissan Juke, but they are much smaller than the Chevy Traverse. In the 3-row large segment, most look very much alike. And if you really are concentrating, I’d put the Traverse well down the list.

25 3-Row SUVs

That is horrible. What’s worse is I see people on FB saying it unironically.

I always wonder how the people that normally use that on ramp felt.

I enjoy analyzing it, in an “Ender Wiggins watching the bugger battle video” fashion, to see if I can tell by the shadow lengths how long it took to film, and in what order. You can see it wasn’t filmed in the final edited order.

I think that was an exit ramp, and I assume it wasn’t yet in use.

If you look closely, you’ll find that all of his commercials actually have text on screen that says “Justin Guarini as Lil Sweet.” First time I’ve ever seen a commercial that displays an on-screen credit!

I’ve never noticed that, but I’ll have to look for that.

He seems to have a good outlook and sense of humor about it.

http://ew.com/article/2015/03/31/justin-guarini-reveals-how-he-became-lil-sweet/

It’s not especially prominent–you almost have to be actively looking for it–but I’m pretty sure it’s been in every commercial I’ve seen. I just happened to notice it once, and since then I’ve kept my eye out for it.

I have to admit that I like the Lil Sweet commercials. They’re harmless and silly.

The Soul was the other one.

I was just thinking of an older commercial, it showed a neighborhood of indistinguishable gray SUVs, then their SUV that was a different color, and said something about standing out from the crowd. They describe theirs as unique looking or distinctive styling or something. No.

In the 3 row category, you are correct. The Tahoe/Suburban type and 4runner are more trucklike, and the Ford Flex is more boxy, but the rest are similar.

The obligatory Zebra Corner take on the Chevy Real People ad:
Mahk is awesome.