Again with the annoying commercials!

IDK. When I was a kid my dad had a Chevy Suburban, which was definitely SUV, and he took it off road (the road to our house, which was an official street and not a mere driveway was unpaved) and hauled stuff. No one had heard of soccer moms and barely any kids in the U.S. played soccer. In my town it was only kids who didn’t make the football team or had overprotective parents.

It’s easier to cut up fruits and vegetables and they go bad fast. You can buy precooked cut up chicken, why not raw?

Have you guys seen this nightmarish Trolli commercial? It definitely does not make me want to eat anything.

Obviously, you’ve never seen the ads for Little Baby’s Ice Cream.
Spoliered to give you a second chance.

I’ve noticed there seems to be a dramatic increase in prescription drugs whos side effects include your junk rotting off. :eek:

Worst. Tagline. Ever. Nothng about that makes we want to stay at thier hotel chain or tells me why I should. At least the new idea lied to me to feel like I might glow.

Sometimes it’s the little things that bother me so much. Like in that terrible commercial for one or another VPN where the guy is riding the subway and starts with, “Look, it’s me!” and I always mentally add, “a-Mario!”. He walks around the subway car acting cool while giving away his personal information, not only to the invisible hackers and stealers, but also to all the real people who obviously do not want it. Dumb, yet ignorable. But then one of the invisible hackers does a wiggly semi- modern jazz dance move and, allavasudden, I HATE the “Look it’s-a Mario!” commercial with all my heart.

Should I drink some chamomile tea or see a therapist about this?

Don’t get me started on that lady who says, “It’s funny but I called a competing insurance company and they said no way they can beat the price.” No, that’s not funny. You don’t know jokes, miss.

[Bugs Bunny]“He don’t know me very well, do he?”[/BB]
Jebus. They showed that on TV?

That middle one is like a Very Special Episode of “Dr. Pimple Popper.” :eek:

I don’t even know the product or brand.

A young girl is anxiously waiting at home with her parents to meet her new boyfriend.

Boyfriend comes over, and lots of heartugging moments like looking at childhood pictures and the tire swing out back. I don’t know how old the guy is, he looks like 20 or so. The girl looks to me like she’s 14 or so. Very creepy.

I wanted to add this one to the conversation.

I can see where this could be considered annoying to some, but I had a different reaction. Instead, I gotta say, this is an AMAZING acting job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_xVj2RfSsg

To be able to produce this sustained realistic laughing for nearly a minute. And considering how they shoot commercials, she probably had to do it over and over for a whole day of shooting.

Really, absolutely amazing.

Those Trojan commercials with Trojan Man. What a creepster.

Pretty sure he spits out his drink because the other kid accidentally hits him in the junk.

More betterer option.:smiley:

She’s about the same age as the guy. She’s skinny and young, but that doesn’t make her 14.

The kid who is dancing hits himself in the junk, which the other kid finds hilarious and causes a spit-take.

Is this the one where everyone is sitting nervously around the breakfast nook table, and – based on previous events in the commercial – it’s implied that they’re all upset because the boyfriend is running late due to having to drop yet another deuce at a socially unacceptable time and place?

Yeah Jeep’s Phoenix, I think that’s the one. She just LOOKS way too young to me, but maybe that’s just the old fart in me coming out.

Linky? what ad are you talking about?

It’s this one.

I’m an old fart and she looks nowhere near 14. I’d say early college, 19-20.

I think part of it might be that the extended cut of the commercial shows the woman’s dad taking the boyfriend around the house, pointing out such things as height marks on the frame of a door and framed childhood photos. I think it’s meant to show the parents warning up to the boyfriend by introducing him to their family life (now that he’s on the proper medication and had stopped fouling every restroom in a five mile radius, of course).