I thought that at first but when you look closer they’re blueberries.
Obviously, the drugs I didn’t know I took are kicking in. Is this a real company? That sells food? That they want you to eat? The third one seems tame and uninspired compared to the other two. I guess the writers’ drugs wore off.
On the cable station ID Channel (Investigation Discovery), commercials and trailers for their own shows are endlessly repeated. That bothers me a little, but I can tune out most of them.
However, the one that is currently grating on my last nerve is some woman saying something like, “Serial killers often collect MOmentoes.” Ugh. I would be crawling under a rock if I was that woman - when told she was mispronouncing it.
Unless you’re talking about a very different ad, that’s definitely not her, for instance, your link refers to the subject as able to play “racially ambiguous” and the one in the Humira commercial is most definitely not ambiguous, she’s white. (or looks white anyway, I suppose there are people of mixed heritage that “look white” but you’d have to be told to know they “weren’t white”)
Anyway, the Humira girl with the poopy problem boyfriend, looks to be college age or slightly older, some where in the early or mid 20’s would be where I’d wager.
She does look like Mandy Moore’s teenage daughter… but I’m rationalizing the pair-up by thinking that she’s just waif-ish.
And he could be younger than he’s trying to look. I have a lot of nineteen year old college students who are working SO hard to look middle age (I know, why???); young hipsters with college professor glasses and haircuts, and almost-beards.
New commercial I really hate because of the dumb. Guy sees an attractive girl in the airport drinking bottled water across the terminal. Walks over to shoot his shot but she’s gone, leaving behind the plastic bottle. First time I saw this commercial, I thought it was going to be about how plastic bottles are killing the environment. But no. The girl has written “meet me here” and circled the word Tuscany. End of commercial, right? I mean, isn’t that like leaving behind an empty can of New England clam chowder and circling New England?
Again, but no. We see dude transverse many fields and meadows and riversides until he finally finds the girl by a waterfall where they kiss romantically, right? Wrong again! She’s with a large group of other people, she spies him and laughs. This is the actual end of the commercial but in my head it continues. She and her friends laugh and laugh as they beat, strip and rob him of everything in his possession except for that empty water bottle with ‘Tuscany’ circled on it that he’s kept clipped to his backpack all this time.
ive seen that commercial 20 times this weekend and my unenlightened comment was " shed better be the best ass with a miss America winning personality he’s ever had or he’s gonna be pissed after spending all that money following her" and my more liberal cousin in law actually agreed …
oh has anyone seen the “hold my pouch” capri-sun commericals for kids ?
the pne ive seen the most is : new kid ar school is trying to find a place to eat and the other kids are being their usual assholes to the new kid selves well this little redhead girl gets pissed and says "hold my pouch ot the other kid sitting beside her … .
and moves the whole lunchroom into a circle so everyone’s sitting beside each other like it or not and the tag line is " the adults think we cant handle thing on our own well “hold my pouch” which is cool until you realize its a parody of the "hold my beer " meme…
I’ve seen one where it’s for some type of booze where this guy follows her on a night of club/party hopping and she leaves clues for the next place until they meet by the ocean at sunrise and begin making out like there long lost lovers…