Real Name: Paul Octavius W.
Male/Female (if we can’t figure it out from your name):Male
Age (or at least the decade you were born in, for the more modest ladies): 16
Location: In the middle of a forest somewhere in SW Pennsylvania
A link to a pic of you: If I had one on the net I would put a link here, but I dont.
Your Homepage: See above message…
–Never free, never me. So I dub thee unforgiven… Metallica, Unforgiven
Name: Kyla (I have an exciting handle, yes?)
Age: 21
Sex: Female
Pics: Warning: this page is not in very good form. I haven’t had the time to make it pretty, but there are pics on it. I’m the one who’s in both pics.
Homepages: Same warning. I will eventually get around to spiffing up my page. Maybe.
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
Oh, and I live in Santa Cruz, California, about half an hour southwest of San Jose. When I’m not in school, I live in Petaluma, California, 45 minutes north of San Francisco.
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
> Name: Kenneth
> Sex: duh! (all the time with my beautiful wife - we were married on Friday the 13th!)
> Age: 37 (born on Thanksgiving Day!)
> Location: Raleigh-Durham, NC (and not a transplant either!)
> Photos: film at eleven
Now since my username is “ConMan”, am I telling the truth? Only my hairdresser knows for sure!
“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe
I mine as well join in on all the fun.
Name: Drew (Surprise! Its not actually Cow God!)
Sex: Bull (that makes me a GUY)
Age: 18
Location: Go to school in Cincinnati, home is in Toledo
pic: take your pic (ha ha! get it? I kill myself sometimes…)
my cutie patootie pic
cutie pic #2
cutie pic #3
I have no homepage.
“I may be crazy, but at least I’m not as crazy as you.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I found out that the last 2 pictures of me aren’t of very good quality, so here’s the same two after a better scan.
hope you like!
“I may be crazy, but at least I’m not as crazy as you.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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ok let’s see if I can get it right this time.
my web page is my gallery: http://www.concentric.net/~marvam
pic is: http://www.concentric.net/~marvam/graphics/us.jpg
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Real Name: Katie
Sex: Female
Age: 14
Location: Somewhere in the mists of time… well ok portsmouth , RI
no pics or other stuff,sorry
Whatever!!! Just don’t screw up my life with your wicked stupid ideas!
Wow… that is not what I expected a PurpleCrackWhore to look like.
“Happiness is nonetheless true happiness because it must come to an end, nor do thought and love lose their value because they are not everlasting.”
I’m surprised at how many dopers are under 30. Somehow I expected everybody to be my mother’s age (41). Maybe cause you’re all so smart! 
Cessandra
Why sex is better than religion: No need to rest on Sundays!
Real Name: Brian Keith O’Neill
Male/Female: Male
Age: 31 in Jaunuary
Location: Raleigh, NC (by way of New York City!)
A link to a pic of you: **I’ll do you one better…
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http://homepages.go.com/~cmcinternationalrecords/Me.JPG
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Your Homepage: **
http://www.cmcinternational.com
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Yer pal,
Satan
You are right!Purple,I spected ya to look like one of the Dixie Chicks!(no offense). Anyone else here note the resemblance of Cessandra to Jewel?
Awww sorry I spoiled the fantasy… I do have another pic more like what you were expecting but it has my other crackwhore pal in it and I haven’t gotten her permission to post it.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Maybe I shouldn’t be “blowing my cover” so soon after my first post, but I couldn’t resist:
Name: Wade
Sex: M
Age: 32
Location: Vienna, VA
No home page, no photo (though I’ve been told that my face could scare small children)
So much for my aura of mystery
Tim
Male
18
Kansas City
No.
–Tim
We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.
Real Name: Robert C. Dunehew
Male/Female: Male. Most definitely.
Age: 41
Location: A HREF=“http://maps.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?Pyt=Tmap&YY=15275&city=Clovis&state=NM&slt=34.4047&sln=-103.2047&mag=7&cs=5&newmag=1” target=_blank>Clovis, New Mexico, USA</A>
A link to a pic of you: A(n) (un)reasonable facsimile
Your Homepage: A HREF=“http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm” target=_blank>“Come Hither and Yawn…” (technically, it’s literature!)</A>
It’s more important to understand than it is to agree.
http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm
Dear lord. Someone please excise the above mangled reply (this BBS truly needs an edit function. We’d all look a lot smarter that way!)
Real Name: Robert C. Dunehew
Male/Female: Male. Most definitely.
Age: 41
Location: Clovis, New Mexico, USA
A link to a pic of you: A(n) (un)reasonable facsimile
Your Homepage: “Come Hither and Yawn…” (technically, it’s literature!)
It’s more important to understand than it is to agree.
http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm
What the hell.
Real Name: Drew
Sex: I chew lots of ice.
Age: 21
Location: Duluth, Minn.
No pic or homepage…yet.
Name: Nora
Sex: Female (duh)
Age: 23
Location: Chapel Hill, NC
Pictures on web: None.
Web site: Sorry, can’t remember the URL and don’t feel like looking for it. (You’re not missing much – just the syllabus and assignments for the freshman comp course I’ll be teaching next year.)
Name: Malcolm
Age: 26
Sex: You know any females named “Malcolm”?
Pic: Error 404
Homepage: http://come.to/thecrackhouse -(ACHTUNG: Drawn out mostly pointless story) Due to Geocities getting bought out by Yahoo and updating their watermark, not only did they %#@$ my page up so that it can only be properly viewed with IE 4.0, I can’t access it to change it 
The “MP3 of the Month” is now there in perpetuity.
I’m surprised- I was expecting more of you to look like the comic book store guy from “The Simpsons”.
