Baloo: Wow, my brother works at Cannon AFB
Anyway for me it is:
Real Name: Barry Garcia
Sex: M
Age: 20
Location: Marina, California
Pic: Nope. Dont like pics of me, none i want to share either 
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/tilama_nevaz
Well, this is a pic of me on my sisters’ website. Goodie. Well, at least now you can HONESTLY comment on my ugliness. I am the one known as Rat Boy on the third picture down.That was almost 2 years ago… wow. I’m a bit taller, and I dont wear jackets anymore, and I’m not a stick anymore. I am slightly above average build. And I have a beard. That’s about the only difference… The other pics were from LOOOONNNG ago…
http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/CheMicaLGurL/Two.html
Ed
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Columbia SC
Name: Jack
Age: Lessee, 1999-1963…I’m 36
Sex: Male
Location: Snellville (suburban Atlanta) Georgia
Homepage: on hiatus. Changed ISP, haven’t felt the urge to rebuild just yet.
Online pic: None currently exist, to my knowlege
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
Krys
Krys
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Female (I guess that part is obvious)
Daytona Beach, FL
Name: John (you guessed it)
Age: 44 OH MY GOD
Sex: M (Looking down)
Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Fl.
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pines/6829/
If a man makes a statement and there is no woman around to hear, is he still wrong?
Name: Susan
Sex: (OK, this is getting tired, but…) yes, very often, thank you
Age: will be 31 in February
Link to Pic: www.waytoocamerashytoletpeopletakemypicture.com
Link to Homepage: www.ilivetooboringalifetohaveahomepage.com
and
Name: Minx (the cutest little black cat you ever saw in your whole life)
Gender: Used to be female before getting fixed
Age: almost one and a half
Link to pic: as soon as I can get my hands on a scanner
Homepage is in the works
There’s no snooze alarm on a hungry cat. =^…^=
Name: Frank
Name: Frank
Sex:Male
Age:31
Location:Staten Island, NY or Albany, NY when I can manage to get back home.
Picture: Nope, most people dont have screens that wide!
“The universe doesn’t give first warnings or second chances”
Oops, I forgot location…
Grew up on Staten Island. Lived in the suburbs of Philadelphia for a while. I now live upstate about 45 minutes north of NYC in the Catskills.
Next stop, Alaska!
Ok, I’ll play.
Real Name: Christina Dawn (the letters can be rearranged to say “Sandwich Train”)
Male/Female: Female
Age: 23, Cancer, 7/1/76. Send gifts and money to…
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
A link to a pic of you: If you insist
Your Homepage: Domestic Bliss
Make sure you drool and fawn over my precious boy while you’re there.
“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”
–Jack Kerouac, On the Road
Duh. I’m the one wearing glasses. The chick with the Queen Shit expression is CatRimbaud.
“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”
–Jack Kerouac, On the Road
Name: Smapdi (well, duh, you guys know my name)
Age: 30
Sex: M
Location: Lakewood, Ohio, USA
Link to a picture of me:
http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/profiles/PHILPLAY.jpg
Actual picture of me:
http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/profiles/PHILPLAY.jpg
No homepage.
Oh yeah, and Cessandra and Stella*Fantasia are babes. So is Michelle. And lots of others. Come to think of it, the SDMB attracts a lot of babes . . .(sound of Phil being beaten by wife)
Real name: yeah, right!
Age: So much older than almost every poster I would NEVER admit to being THAT old, Old Broad, you ain’t old Honey!
Location: NE Ohio
Wow, Phil you really are a punk (not rocker).
If we newbies can play too:
Real Name: Andrew
Male/Female: M
Age: 30
Location: by day, Times Square; by night, the wilds of suburban Jersey (sort of like a reverse Batman)
A link to a (very bad) pic of you: http://users.erols.com/aislinge/Ash/images/wheelers.gif (I’m the one on the right, the wife is on the left. It’s ancient and tiny, but it’s the only known sighting of me on the web – and I hope to keep it that way.)
Your Homepage: Surely you jest
Da Ace
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
I had thought there weren’t any pics of me on the 'net. I was wrong. There’s one at: http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Loft/6011/malcolmjones.jpg
However, there are no good pics of me on the internet.
Name: Rebecca, but my friends call me Miss Davis
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Sex: No thank you
Location: AL/GA State line, but negotiable
Website: None
Pictures: Sorry, I’m not an exhibitionist
Andrew, 28, Chicago (England soon), website/pic…neither, too lazy.