Donald Trump is like a Box of Poop…
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…without the Box. 
Hard to argue about that.
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and bucket of shit?
The bucket.
At least you can set a pile of shit on fire to keep warm. Can’t say that about Donald as it would be a toxic fire.
How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you’ll also need a porn star and 130 grand.
“Donald Trump is so incompetent…”
“How incompetent is he?”
“There’s no punchline. I was just making an observation.”
Well, one thing you gotta credit him for. He certainly brought out the vote this year.
How would you fit Trump and a porn star into a light bulb? Must be a big bulb. Sounds uncomfortable anyway.
It’s yuge. It’s the best, most beautiful bulb. Everyone said, “Donald, I’ve never seen a bulb that gorgeous.”
Waitaminnit. Are we talking about Trump screwing a light bulb, or screwing in a light bulb?
This thread is just too COfefeVID
Trump says he’s a stable genius, but he’s more like the Augean Stables.
Only on the Dope! 
“I get the best ratings. Me, your favorite president.”
Just doing his part to combat human overpopulation… And isn’t it nice he’s keeping all those fact-checkers gainfully employed?
If donald trump were to fall in the woods, would anybody give a fuck?
What do you call a group of people who vote for a twice divorced ex-Democrat who’s cheated on all his wives, stolen from his own charity, bragged about sexually assaulting women, broken the first, second, third, fourth, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth commandments, can’t name a single passage from the Bible and uses a golden toilet?
“The Moral Majority”
Yeah, see, someone that was tasked with cleaning up would have to give a fuck. You do not just leave a mess like that lying around, where it would be toxic to the wildlife.
Trump has now slid down more polls than Melania.
“Sir, we’re not implying you’re going to get savaged or trounced in November. We’re merely suggesting that after January you are going to have a lot more time for golf and hookers who aren’t your wife.”
(I saw this somewhere a few months ago, so I’m not claiming credit for coming up with this.)