Can’t tell you right now what it is or what it is about, but rest assured when the time is right, I’ll let you in on the secret. I need signatures from as many Dopers as possible, you can just scan them in and e-mail them to me. No need to use your real name, just your board name is fine, and I promise not to use them for fraudulent purposes.
If you don’t have access to a scanner, just e-mail me and say you want to participate and I’ll sign for you. I’m good at forgery.
No, I just thought this would be a cool way to get attention.
Of course I’m serious!
I wish I could tell y’all what it is, but it’s a secret and I don’t know which of you can be trusted.
Rest assured, when you find out what it is you will be greatly amused and glad you participated.
I trust ya, Tater. I’m in. I don’t have any of that high-fallutin’ scanner stuff, so just go ahead and make my screen name look all manly and stuff. No hearts where the “a’s” go or smiley faces at the end or anything…
I’ll send mine to you soon. I guarantee you I could give you a fake name and you wouldn’t know the difference. That’s how bad mine is.
My roommate has assessed my signature as follows: “If you got a chicken doped up on crack, and you severed both talon-things, it would still be able to write better than you, Patrick.”
I had never actually written the word “obfusciatrist” before. It feels weird to try and “make” a signature so it came out just looking like I had written the word. My real signature was more an evolution with only slight pieces of forethought.
But regardless, I don’t have a scanner so I can’t participate.
I thank that tatertot is going to make a petition encouraging her to eat chocolate and needs to fake support.
ok tater, I don’t have a scanner either but if you make a biiiiiiiiiig “W” and follow it with a scrawl that ends with a “g” you’d get a close approximation of it.
Forge away, schweets. Big loopy L, tiny apostrophe, and a scribble for the rest.
I don’t own a scanner, and I’m not going to pay $10 at kinko’s to do it, but forge all ya want.
Go for it, though you’ll have to forge. (We’re not that high-tech here at home.) The R is quite large and distinct, followed by a small sqiggle, a verticle line to represent the b, followed by a longer squiggle. If you’d like to use a last name as well, it’s a large and distinct H, small sqiggle, 2 verticle lines, more squiggles.
